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(I Hope)</title><content type='html'>Hello, to everyone (and by everyone, I mean the 11 people following this blog who will hopefully stop in)...&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;First off, an apology: I had a lot of things happen at once--marriage, graduation, and a move out-of-state, and I've spent the last year or so (futilely) trying to get a job in the publishing industry. In that time, I let the Crapometer go by the wayside. I apologize especially to Sha'el, whose post got the worst of the SPAM. That being said, I would like to get things started back up. 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(I Hope)'/><author><name>Elektra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14572611303401782446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20390398.post-5990005298465628420</id><published>2010-02-22T14:18:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-22T14:18:32.036-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Pages</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; "&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Chapter I: Choices&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;“How much money you got, scrotum-face?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;Held aloft by the Neanderthal bully, Connor’s feet dangled about six inches off the ground, one hand grasping the front of his shirt, another holding him by the collar.  The boy was much bigger and obviously much stronger.  Connor knew who he was, knew his story…his name, he was certain, was Moe. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;The kid was trouble.  This, coupled with his menacing size and reputation, gave Connor all the motivation he needed to stay out of his way.  Today, however, in a hurry to get to class Connor decided to take a shortcut.  Bad move.  Apparently this was the ogre’s lair, the place where this Cro-Magnon liked to hang out and terrorize those who dared to set foot on the territory he had staked out.  Kind of like dogs do after they piss around the yard to mark their turf.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Hey, re-&lt;i&gt;turd&lt;/i&gt;, I asked you a question.  How much money you got on you?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;It was not so much a question as it was an ultimatum: give me all your cash or get your lungs pulled out through your nose. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;The boy pulled Connor a bit closer to where they were almost touching noses.  Connor could smell a combination of cigarettes and Cheetos on his breath.  Or maybe it was Doritos.  What difference did it make? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;This guy had 5’ O-clock shadow, for Pete’s sake!  Is that normal for an 8&lt;sup&gt;th&lt;/sup&gt; grader?  Of course this guy probably belonged in the 10&lt;sup&gt;th&lt;/sup&gt; or 11&lt;sup&gt;th&lt;/sup&gt; grade.  Connor guessed his brain to be about the size of a T-rex, which was, allegedly, walnut-sized. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;Moe’s appearance was enough to frighten any middle-school kid, some high-school kids, and, quite possibly, several adults.  He was big, for one.  Not fat big, but muscular big.  He was tall with broad shoulders.  Connor guessed his height at about six feet.  Not many middle school kids got to 5-1/2 feet, but then again Moe was not supposed to be in middle school.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;Moe had a head of shaggy brown hair which was always an unkempt mess, never brushed or combed.  He washed it once, maybe twice per week, but the odor that emanated from his body threw even that generous guestimation into doubt.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;Perhaps this was his preferred environment.  Moe’s master plan was to keep failing until he was either too old to continue in school or until the administration just passed him to get him out of there (this second option was the more likely of the two scenarios).  Here he is the big dog on the porch, towering above the rest of the kids on the yard.  Most of the kids in this school hadn’t reached puberty yet, whereas this meathead should be dating college chicks, if he were actually smart enough and attractive enough to get the attention of one.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;No one would dare challenge this guy.  Make all the clichéd comparisons: David vs. Goliath, the 300 Spartans at the battle of Thermopylae, whatever.  The point was anyone going head-to-head with this guy faced odds that were just as daunting, though the outcome was never anything to cheer about.  David beat Goliath.  The Spartans lasted three days, brave and defiant to the end, but ultimately lost, fighting to the last man.  This was the kind of stuff that you drew on to face certain defeat with dignity, honor, and maybe a little hope that you COULD pull off a stunning victory.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;With Moe, however, it always ended the same: strong bully approaches (ambushes, actually) tiny, elf-like middle school kid who proceeds to lose control of his bodily functions, then crumples like a Ford Escort getting hit by an 18-wheeler.  There are no last stands, no stirring words before defeat, no dignity or honor.  The end always resulted in some poor sap getting his ass kicked and his money, if he had any, taken by force. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;Residual effects were more damaging: the embarrassment of getting your ass handed to you in front of your classmates, then having to walk around school the rest of the day muddied and bloodied, and the feeling of &lt;i&gt;helplessness&lt;/i&gt; that always accompanied these assaults.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Hey, butt-breath.  I’m gonna ask you one…last…time.  How much you got?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;By this time a small crowd had gathered.  Connor had no illusions about anyone coming to his rescue.  People these days didn’t stand up for what was right, and today would be no exception.  In the midst of the crowd Connor was alone, on his own.  The strong were allowed to indulge themselves at the expense of the weak while the sheep just let it ride, man, as long as they didn’t have to get involved. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;Connor was fairly confident that no matter what he did he was going to get the crap kicked out of him.  Fine…so be it.  Was he scared?  Yes.  However he wasn’t going to whimper and cry in front of all these people.  He wouldn’t give any of them the satisfaction.  If they wanted to see blood, they were probably going to get to see blood.  The sheep, however, would not see him cower and beg for mercy.  Not today.  Screw that.  Connor was many things, but he wasn’t a sheep.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;Connor stared into the eyes of the troglodyte, calm, determined, and steadfast.  Scared to death, but steadfast nonetheless. “You want my money?  You’re gonna have to take it from me.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;“’Scuze me?  I don’t think I heard you right, worm.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;Connor steeled himself.  “Well, maybe your head is too far up your ass to have heard me right.  Let me put it in terms even someone with your limited brain capacity could understand:  you want my money, you’re gonna have to take it from me.  I’m not gonna just hand it over.  So do whatever you’re gonna do, just get it done.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;That, it seemed, struck a nerve.  Moe’s eyes widened, his face turned a couple shades of crimson.  Did this little worm just say what he thought he said?  Apparently no one had ever challenged him like this, and it took him totally by surprise. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Someone’s getting a whuppin’!” came a cry from the crowd.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;“He told you!”  said another.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;The bully looked annoyingly at the crowd, but only for a moment.  He then turned his attention back to matters at hand.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;Connor knew he had scored a verbal hit.  He started to think about the Spartans standing in the pass, overwhelming odds against them, how brave they were.  Wait…the Spartans all died in the end.  Not a good analogy.  Stupid Spartans.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt; Maybe Moe would just drop it and forget the whole thing out of respect for this little turd who was brave enough to challenge his overwhelming superiority.  Yeah…right.  Brave wasn’t the right word…stupid was a more apt way to put it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;Moe was pissed, that much was evident.  He had just been embarrassed in front of a crowd of onlookers.  Chum in the water.  His hands tightened their grip on Connor’s shirt, and now they really were touching nose to nose.  Gross.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;Connor’s heart was pounding.  He tried to convince himself that the shaking in his legs was from the cold air surrounding him, except that it was the middle of April, and it was 80 degrees. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;At any rate, he had said his piece.  Now he just had to wait for the response.  He didn’t have to wait long. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20390398-5990005298465628420?l=crapometer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/feeds/5990005298465628420/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20390398&amp;postID=5990005298465628420&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/5990005298465628420'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/5990005298465628420'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/index.html#5990005298465628420' title='Pages'/><author><name>Elektra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14572611303401782446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20390398.post-4723033666245066901</id><published>2010-02-04T04:05:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-04T04:06:58.583-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Pixies!</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;(For those of you who don't know, the original Pixie novel can be bought here: http://www.amazon.com/Pixie-Warrior-ebook/dp/B00140IUE8)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;Story two, The Gray Robes, is  about Pixie justice. It’s set in the first third of the 14&lt;sup&gt;th&lt;/sup&gt;  Century and in &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;England&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;. A fully human pixie  granddaughter is burned as a witch by the gray robes. This is a huge  mistake. This story introduces two new characters. Timothy is the  un-winged son of a Katra Pixie. He’s seven years old in this story.  Sha’Jael is a weeks old daughter of Sha’mia, high queen of all &lt;span class="il"&gt;pixies&lt;/span&gt; and a main character in Pixie Warrior.  (Drollerie Press). Sha’Jael insists that Timmy is hers for life.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(41, 48, 59); font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';" lang="EN"&gt;She and Timothy confront King Edward and his two companions.  Edward is seeking his bastard son whom he fears has gone missing. He  rides into a complex situation. Timothy misdirects him until the village  is ready for them. &lt;span class="il"&gt;Pixies&lt;/span&gt; are alerted. You need  to know that the king’s riders have with them a crazed priest, made  insane by a pixie bite that will eventually kill him. He was one of  three gray robes that burned a pixie’s human granddaughter as a witch.  Bad idea that!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;  Here are bits:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(41, 48, 59); font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';" lang="EN"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;All &lt;span class="il"&gt;pixies&lt;/span&gt; are a bit  impetuous. Pixie babies are even more so, and though my cousins of the  House of Sha would dispute it, Sha babies are the most impetuous of all.  Sha’Jael fluttered down from the oak where she’d hidden and landed toes  first on Tim’s shoulder, and many things happened.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Demons!” the  priest screamed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“A fairy!” The king was awe-struck and meant no  insult. Everyone knows fairies are nasty things, just as all know that  pixie and fairy are locked in battle until the last judgment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jael  hissed at the King, displaying teeth grown long and sharp for the hunt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The  knight with the crossbow loosed the bolt at Timothy. Faster than most  eyes can see, Jael was off Timothy’s shoulder and had the bolt in hand.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She  hovered in front of the king, rage  on her face. Her voice was raised, and from a pixie baby that means it  was squeaky. “One of your men lost this. I return it to you. Loose  another at &lt;i&gt;my&lt;/i&gt; Timmy and I’ll make you all bleed. Timmy is &lt;i&gt;mine&lt;/i&gt;.  … And I am NO foul and stinking fairy.” She made a rude very rude face,  something involving squinting eyes and a protruding tongue. “I am  PIXIE, twelfth princess of the House of SHA; and &lt;i&gt;you&lt;/i&gt; will &lt;i&gt;not&lt;/i&gt;  call me fairty!”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The king made a half mocking, half serious bow.  “My abject apologies, Princess.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jael fluttered close to the  king’s face – too close for his companion’s comfort. One urged his horse  forward and batted at her. She darted up and back. The riders moved  forward. Someone shouted, and a hail of arrows – well aimed arrows –  struck the ground in front of them. They reigned to a sudden halt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;…  So that’s that bit. I like this little pixie and I like Timothy. So  does King  Edward. Later we have this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sha’jael for all her scolding (and  hissing) attached herself to Edward. She danced on his table, sat on his  hand or shoulder, flirted shamelessly, and in the process taught him  more about &lt;span class="il"&gt;pixies&lt;/span&gt; and their human relations than  any amount of pedanticism could have.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I walked into the  dining hall the men were focused on a conversation between King Edward  and Jael and Timothy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“So, it’s all settled. You are betrothed to  young Timothy?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“I’ve chosen him,” she said with considerable  finality.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Timothy rolled his eyes. “She’s a baby,” he said “and  silly.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Tim is not as certain as you are, Princess.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“He  will be,” she said. “I’ll be fully grown in a year. He’ll see. I’ll be  irresistibly pretty. All the Sha are. He’ll be smitten.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The king  slapped his knees and the others laughed. Sha’jael blew a kiss to Tim  and wing colored a  gorgeous and flirty pink, going quickly to emerald.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Timothy  blushed, and the laughter grew. “You’re not even two months old. You’ll  change your mind,” Tim was tolerant, even a bit condescending.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“…  won’t,” she said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“You’ll only be as tall as you’ll get by  year’s end, but not mature for at least twenty years after.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“…  I’ll be gorgeous.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Timothy paused. “I can see you will be. …” Her  wings turned pink again. “But most &lt;span class="il"&gt;pixies&lt;/span&gt; don’t  mate until after one hundred years at least. … I’ll be old or dead.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“You  have too much pixie blood for that.” She crossed her arms. “Besides, I  don’t &lt;i&gt;have&lt;/i&gt; to wait. … “&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Hopeless!” Timothy threw up his  hands.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“So that’s a ‘yes’ then?” the king asked to laughter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tim  paused again, looked the pouty Jael up and down and sighed. “That’s a  maybe.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The knight’s laughter  turned to a loud roar.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(41, 48, 59); font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';" lang="EN"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(41, 48, 59); font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';" lang="EN"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Bits from Story three, Timmy and Jael, follow.  In this story Timmy comes of age, at least as far as the 14&lt;sup&gt;th&lt;/sup&gt;  Century is concerned. Love blossoms but prematurely for Jael and Timmy.  The pixie elders separate them. Adventures follow. Wicked fairies, the  black plague, stuff.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(41, 48, 59); font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';" lang="EN"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(41, 48, 59); font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';" lang="EN"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Tentativley the first paragraph is:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(41, 48, 59); font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';" lang="EN"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(41, 48, 59); font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';" lang="EN"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;“Three things happened in 1347. I turned  fourteen, which made me an adult in everyone’s eyes – except those of my  aunt and mother. A ship for Genoa landed at the London docks and most  everyone in Scotland and England died as a result. The third thing?  Well, I’ll tell you about that later.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Later we meet a new  character. She just kinda showed up in this story. I hadn’t planed this  one at all:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I ducked to avoid a collision with Katra’ Jayin’s  newest daughter. She was ten days old and had only one flying speed: as  fast as she could go. She wing-braked, which is a lot like skidding to a  halt in mid-air and circled my head twice, landing on my right  shoulder.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Timmy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Good morning, Tamalee,” Unfortunately a  food now has a similarly spelled name, and it is  pronounced exactly the same. Alas, we don’t foresee these things.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She  gave me a huge kiss on the cheek; she kissed everyone. “Momma and papa  are still sleeping. They were up all night! Did you know that? So it was  hard to sleep. It’s hard to sleep when you are up. Did you know that? …  Aunty told me to chase a bug.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I snickered at that. She ignored  it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“I caught five gnats, a green biter and one hopper. I watched  Cousin Anna milk the goats. And Katra’Jael is sitting on the old wall  where the rock pens are. She isn’t doing anything.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That bit of  news was disturbing. Jael was always doing something, usually involving  keeping me within her line of sight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Without a breath, Tamalee  rushed on, “… and we’re going to have a big dance tonight.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“First  I’ve heard of it,” I said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Of course,” she said. “I just told  you and I just decided to organize it. Well, b’ye!” She  zipped off with that abbreviation of ‘God be with ye,” but made a long  loop around Old Oak and returned to hover in front of my face. “You  could dance one dance with me. … Even if you’ll dance ALL the others  with Jael. Everyone know you belong to Jael.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everyone but me.  Jael claimed me as her own when newly born, and that had been that. Well  settled in her mind, she made sure it was a fixed idea in everyone  else’s too. Until the last year or so, she’d had the bad habit of  showing hunt teeth and hissing at every female, human or pixie, who  sowed the slightest interest in me – interest that wasn’t motherly, that  is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I didn’t mind too much until this past year. I like Jael,  though sometimes I like her more than other times. Last spring-day I had  porridge and ham with the Widow Whitmore and her daughter Isabella.  Isabella is two years past me in age and a Basarith granddaughter. That  makes her a very distant cousin. She  has glossy black hair and a sweet – and accommodating – disposition.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jael’s  muttering about ‘pulling off her wings if she had any, traveled through  the village in half a day. Jael was scolded by everyone but so very  unrepentant that Isabella found someone else upon whom to bestow her  flirtatious smiles.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Later in this story we have this (rough draft  only):&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;“Jael?” I spoke  her name softly, using the same tone I’d learned to use with wounded  animals.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Nothing. Not  even a sigh.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;“Jael,” I  repeated. This time it wasn’t a question. I touched her cheek and gently  lifted her head. Tears welled up in her eyes, and she turned her head  away.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;“What’s wrong,  Jael?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;She said  nothing. I tried to coax her head toward me, and she shook off my hand.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;“Jael?” I spoke  more emphatically.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;“You’ll marry  now … and it wont’ be&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;… it won’t be me. … “ She said it so  softly I had trouble hearing it. “You … are the age …” She swept the  air with her hand. “All the unwinged find mates.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;You will  marry Isabella, and I’ll die.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;I wanted to ask  her if all &lt;span class="il"&gt;pixies&lt;/span&gt; were so full of nonsense, but  I already knew that answer.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;“I have no  intention of marrying anyone right now. I’ve got the blood of all four  houses in me. I may not have wings, but I’ve got the blood – and just  enough Pixie nonsense – to keep me alive for a long time. And I’ve got  enough pixie sense to know that turning fourteen did not change me from  boy to man, even if it does them.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;I copied her  sweeping gesture. She didn’t raise her eyes to see it, but it wasn’t  wasted; she followed the shadow of it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;“But when you  marry … it won’t be me …”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;It’s hard to  explain just what those plaintive words did to me. I’d spent the last  seven years fending off her claims on me. I’d been alternatively  flattered and annoyed. I liked her. She was companionable most days, and  we’d shared lots of adventures. Her one flaw was insisting that she and  I were destined to marry.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;I ran my  fingers through her untended hair and pulled a bit of plant dross from  her wings. “You’re a pitiful mess,” I said. And then I did the most  unaccountable thing. I kissed her. I lifted her little chin and kissed  her tear salted lips.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Bookman Old Style';"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Understand that  we’d kissed before – but not like this. They were little pecks. She was  prone to kissing my cheek and flying off, and I kissed her forehead  once. But this was … a kiss.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20390398-4723033666245066901?l=crapometer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/feeds/4723033666245066901/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20390398&amp;postID=4723033666245066901&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/4723033666245066901'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/4723033666245066901'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/index.html#4723033666245066901' title='Pixies!'/><author><name>Elektra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14572611303401782446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20390398.post-8038315175351193147</id><published>2010-01-09T10:26:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-09T10:26:45.834-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Pages</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; "&gt;&lt;div style="margin-top: 1ex; margin-right: 1ex; margin-bottom: 1ex; margin-left: 1ex; "&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:Arial, sans-serif;"&gt;Chapter One&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;I was staring at the late news with the volume turned down when Danny’s picture flashed on the screen. It took a moment for my brain to catch up to the fact I was seeing his picture on television. I sat up, reached for the remote and turned up the volume. The serious anchorlady was saying that the boy was missing since late that afternoon. He was last seen leaving a pick-up baseball game at Fletcher Middle School, riding his bike in the direction of home.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;They showed his vital information on screen. Danny Darwin, twelve years old, five feet tall, ninety pounds, brown hair and blue eyes. Last seen wearing a red Nike tee shirt and blue jeans.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;I knew most of this.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;I’d just met him that afternoon when I almost ran him over. I was driving home from work, brooding on my soon-to-be ex-wife, when he rode his bike right out in front of my car. I swerved and avoided hitting him, but he dumped his bike and took a little slide.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“You okay?” I asked, getting out of the car as he picked himself up. He was skinny, with limp brown hair that hung down in his face. His red Nike tee shirt was a half size too big. I’d guessed him to be ten or eleven.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Oh, man, that was close,” the boy moaned as he examined a tear in the knee of his jeans. I squatted down to get a better look at the damage as the surge of adrenalin started to melt away and the sledgehammer in my chest slowed its tempo.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;He sat back down on the ground and pulled up his right leg, looking at the wound to his jeans and the blood on his knee. Tears threatened to spill as he turned his pale blue eyes up to mine. He swallowed hard.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“I’m okay,” he said.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;I liked him. He was a tough kid. Aside from a skinned knee and a small cut on the palm of his right hand he was fine.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“What’s your name, kid?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Danny,” he said. “Danny Darwin.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;I gave him my hand and pulled him up. “Okay, Danny, my name’s Mack. I’m sorry about your jeans but I think your bike is alright.” I stood the bike up and looked it over. A baseball mitt dangled from the handlebars.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;He smiled and looked at his bike, hardly a scratch, his knee already forgotten as he took the handlebars.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Thanks, mister.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“We’re friends now, Danny, and all my friends call me Mack,” I said. I put my hand on his shoulder and gave him a gentle squeeze. “Now listen. People driving cars aren’t always paying attention like they should, so you have to be responsible for your own safety. You understand? You’ve got to be the one paying attention.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“I’m sorry, Mack, I’ll be more careful,” he said. “I promise.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“You could have really gotten hurt. You’re lucky I have cat-like ninja reflexes,” I said, trying to take the bite out of the scolding.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;  “I’ll pay better attention, I promise,” he said. His eyes shone with the truth, pure and simple.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;An old Monte Carlo was stopped at the intersection a half block away. It turned in our direction and I motioned Danny to the side of the street. It rumbled toward us slowly, leaving a trail of gray smoke in its wake. We let the car pass and then I gave Danny a serious look.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“You gonna watch where you’re going?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;He nodded vigorously. “You bet I am.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;I chucked him on the shoulder and smiled. “Alright, Danny. You take care, now.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;He got on his bike and rode away, looked back over his shoulder at me, smiling and waving as he pedaled down the street. I waved back and hollered for him to watch where he was going.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;A graphic with a phone number appeared on the screen and the anchorlady implored the viewers to call with any information that might help locate Danny. I memorized the number as they switched to a story about a double shooting on the Westside.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;I went to the kitchen with Bandit, my yellow Labrador, following closely. I dropped some ice cubes into a tumbler, soaked them with Jack Daniels and added a splash of water. I picked up my cell phone on the way to the back door. Bandit led the way out to the deck. I savored the slow burn of the whiskey as the dog sniffed around the perimeter of the yard, hoping to root out an opossum or a coon.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Naturally, I wondered if my encounter with Danny had anything to do with his disappearance. Did he hit his head when he fell and suffer a concussion? Maybe he’s disoriented, lost on his bike somewhere.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Not likely. His head never even hit the ground and he was fine when we parted.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Would he run away? I had no idea, but he seemed like a happy, well-adjusted kid to me. You never know what someone’s home life is like, sometimes even when you know them well, but I didn’t sense any fear in the boy in our brief meeting.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;It could be as simple as a miscommunication with his parents. It’s Friday night; maybe he made plans for a sleepover with a school buddy, and maybe his parents forgot about it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;No. That’s a reach, and the cops would have covered that angle by now, anyway.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;The simple explanations that resulted in a safe outcome for Danny were few, and would have been investigated first. It’s only been five hours, but if it’s already on the news, the boy didn’t turn up in the most likely places.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;This felt different from all the other times I’d seen or read news stories about missing children. I’d met him; he was more than just a picture on TV -- he was a kid in the neighborhood.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;I had a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach; an unpleasant, rolling sensation. I gripped the deck railing and tried to imagine that everything would be fine; Danny would be found unharmed, smiling and riding his bike with his baseball mitt dangling from the handlebars. But a dark wind kept blowing the thought away before I could get my arms around it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;This kind of thing is on the news all the time, but it’s never in &lt;i&gt;your&lt;/i&gt; neighborhood. And as long as it doesn’t happen in your neighborhood, you can keep it from being quite so real. It’s a sad story on the news, and sure, those are real people, but not to you, not really.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Now it happens right here, right down the street. The media would soon have the Darwin house staked out, if they didn’t already. Danny’s parents hadn’t been on the news tonight, but it was only a matter of time. Their nightmare would be there for all to see. The neighbors,&lt;i&gt; my neighbors&lt;/i&gt;, would voice their horror and pledge their support. The other locals would watch in a mild state of horror from their couches and dinner tables.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;I drained my glass and set it on the railing, picked up my cell and dialed the number for the police.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Jacksonville Beach Police Department, Officer Wallace speaking,” a man’s voice announced.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Hello, my name is Mack Anderson and I have some information regarding Danny Darwin.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Hold one second, sir,” Officer Wallace said.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;The air was thick with humidity and the sea breeze seemed to have given up for the night. I felt the familiar sting of a mosquito on my neck. I killed the insect with a quick slap and wiped its bloody remains on the leg of my softball shorts.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;A metallic click in my ear and a new voice came on the line. “This is Detective Cahill. Who am I speaking with?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“My name is Mack Anderson. I have some information on Danny Darwin that might be helpful.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“What have you got, Mr. Anderson?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“I saw Danny this afternoon. He was riding his bike and I almost hit him. I got out of my car and talked to him to make sure he was alright. He seemed fine, and we went our separate ways.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Where did this happen?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“I was driving west on Seagate Avenue, on the block between 9&lt;sup&gt;th&lt;/sup&gt; and 10&lt;sup&gt;th&lt;/sup&gt; Street. Around five thirty this afternoon.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“You sure about the time?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“I’m sure about the approximate time. It was between five thirty and five forty five.” I explained the sequence of events that approximated the time.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Cahill took down my full name, address, and contact numbers. “The detective in charge of this case will want to speak with you. Probably tonight. Are you at home right now, Mr. Anderson?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Yes.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Keep your phone handy. I’ll call you back.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;I went inside, showered and put on khaki shorts and an Allman Brothers concert tee shirt, vintage 1988. Then I mixed another drink and went back outside. The first drink hadn’t done much for me, but as I sat on the deck looking up at the stars in a moonless sky, the second one began to work. I realized that I hadn’t thought about my soon-to-be ex-wife in at least three hours. Had to be a new record.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Cahill called back.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Mr. Anderson, would it be alright if I stop by in about fifteen minutes? I can save you the trouble of having to come to the station.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;I looked at my watch. Five minutes past midnight. I wasn’t going anywhere, and I wasn’t ready to go to bed, so I told him sure, drop on by.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;True to his word, fifteen minutes later I heard a car door slam in the driveway. Bandit barked twice and looked at me. I waved him down as I stood and walked inside. He trailed me through the house and I opened the front door just as a man was reaching for the buzzer.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;I guessed him to be in his early sixties, with thin gray hair combed across a deeply creased forehead. He was taller than average, with a narrow face and strong jaw line. His eyes were gray and hooded, a spray of crow’s feet fanning out from the corners. The sleeves were rolled up on his white Oxford button-down, the collar was unbuttoned and his blue and red striped tie hung an inch low. He had the air of a hard-working man who was having a hard day.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Mr. Anderson?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“That’s me.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Detective Cahill,” he said, flipping open a small leather case to display his badge.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;We shook hands. He had a wide hand and a solid grip. I invited him in and showed him to the kitchen.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Coffee? Something stronger?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Just some water, please,” he said.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;I fetched him a bottled water from the refrigerator and we sat at the kitchen table. He asked me to go through the account of my meeting with Danny, and I gave it to him as I had done earlier on the phone. He checked his notes as I did so, letting me recount the tale without interruption.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Do you recall anyone else in the vicinity at the time? Any cars, pedestrians walking by, neighbors out in the yard, anything like that?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;I reviewed the encounter in my mind once again, but no images of bystanders emerged.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Sorry, detective, but I don’t recall anyone at all.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Try to keep your mind open to it, maybe something will pop up. That happens, sometimes. The human memory is a quirky mechanism.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“I’ll do that,” I said, but I didn’t hold out much hope for a forgotten detail.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;He flipped his notepad closed and stood up from the table. “We appreciate the information, Mr. Anderson.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“I know it’s not much, but I thought it might be helpful,” I said, wishing I had more to offer.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“It’s very helpful. It narrows the time frame and helps us track his movements.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Am I the last one to see him?” I asked.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“I’m not in charge of the investigation, so I couldn’t tell you that,” he said. He didn’t say if it was because he didn’t have the information, or didn’t have the authority to share it. “Either way, we appreciate your help.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“If there’s anything else I can do, don’t hesitate to ask,” I said.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“I can’t think of anything, but I would like to use your facilities if that’s alright.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“No problem. Through the den, down the hallway on the right,” I said. He probably wanted to take a covert look around, but I didn’t care. I figured that was why he wanted to “save me a trip to the station”. He was smooth if somewhat transparent.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;When he returned he thanked me for my time and suggested that the detective in charge of the investigation would still want to talk to me. I was sure a thorough background check would be performed, but there were no marks on my record, save a misdemeanor Drunk and Disorderly charge from my college days, the result of an unfortunate incident at a frat party.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;I walked him to the driveway. His car was an unmarked gray Chevy Malibu of recent vintage. We shook hands again.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Good luck, detective. I hope he turns up in good shape.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Cahill gave a weary nod. “You and me, both.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Bandit stood next to me in the driveway and we watched Cahill’s taillights as he turned the corner at the end of the street. Maybe it was just my state of mind, but I didn’t get the feeling Cahill was holding out much hope for a safe recovery. Bandit looked up at me. There was doubt in his eyes, too.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20390398-8038315175351193147?l=crapometer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/feeds/8038315175351193147/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20390398&amp;postID=8038315175351193147&amp;isPopup=true' title='12 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/8038315175351193147'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/8038315175351193147'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/index.html#8038315175351193147' title='Pages'/><author><name>Elektra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14572611303401782446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20390398.post-8435135622050902157</id><published>2009-12-09T07:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-09T07:15:35.257-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Pages!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; "&gt;&lt;div class="hide"&gt;&lt;div style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 204); padding-top: 4px; padding-right: 8px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 8px; border-bottom-width: thin; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-color: rgb(238, 238, 238); font-family: Arial, sans-serif; background-position: initial initial; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; "&gt;Things that I would never have imagined existed were chasing me. Growls ran through my blood like ice water. Nails scratched the cold cement floor behind me as I ran blind through the underground maze. My lungs burned so hot, it felt as though they were made of molten steel. The sharp biting taste of it filled my mouth with every harsh breath I took. My muscles were on fire, flames licking up my thighs as I fought to lengthen my stride. I couldn’t tell how long I had been running. Time had no meaning here.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-top: 1ex; margin-right: 1ex; margin-bottom: 1ex; margin-left: 1ex; "&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;I desperately needed to stop and think. I turned my head to judge the distance from me to the monsters chasing. Monsters they were, although I never got a good look at them. The things I did see were just images as they ran through the pale moonlight that filtered down through the high barred windows.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Their eyes were the red of glowing embers and their mouths were full of sharp, pointy teeth. I suppose it was to make it easier to devour me. Their skin was black and slimy. They were part canine, part hell, and the hatred oozing from them was unmistakable.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Of course, we all know what happens when the girl, being chased by the psycho, looks back? Yep, you got it. After sliding what felt like was 40 yards on my knees, I corrected myself. That was a bit of luck on my part and while I knew it was stupid, I looked back again. I also know that while everyone would sit in their safe home and throw popcorn at the screen, I have to believe it is human nature to do so.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;The dogs, for lack of a better term, were so much closer. I wanted to stop and cry. How did I get here? Where was I? And then there was my personal favorite, “Why me?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Before I could look back around, I was bouncing backwards off a wall or what I thought to be a wall. Before I could land on my backside, something grabbed my arms and short sharp scream burst from my lungs. Before I could blink, I was hauled up off the floor, feet still wanting to run, and me, still wanting to obey.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;I looked up into the most perfectly black eyes I had ever seen. There are so many shades of black, each one just a hint different. These were utterly black and the way I knew they were I knew they were, was because the skin surrounding them was so white, it faintly luminous.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Run!” I tried to get out.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Harsh breathing filled the hallway and it took a moment to finally realize it was mine. The other sounds were still there, but different now. Shuffling nails now, no longer running. Panting and snuffling, instead of that damn growling.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;I tore my eyes, with some effort, from the black holes in front of me to look back.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;A whimper came from one of the things and then it was followed by more. As I watched, the pack as a whole turned and fled. Still suspended, I whipped my head back around to look at… what?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;I started to feel the cold of his hands on my overheated skin. I looked back at his eyes and realized he was looking at me in a way I didn’t to much care for. A rumble came from his chest as he groaned and closed those black holes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt; I knew I needed to get away from him, that he was as just as dangerous as the dogs that just left or maybe more. Apprehension filled my soul as I watched him.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;He tilted his head back and breathed deep through his nose and I knew he was taking a breath of me. When he opened his mouth, I watched with horrified fascination as his incisors grew to enormous length. He took another deep breath, through his mouth this time, and then he lowered his head and opened his eyes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Where before was just unrelenting black, now was the fiery depths of hell. Crimson pupils burned with lava colored irises. He lifted me higher, closer to those teeth and my silence was broken. Scream after ragged scream erupted from me like water from a burst damn. He laughed softly as he bent his head to my neck. I kicked my feet wildly, looking for something to connect with. He shifted me to hold me with one impossibly strong arm, using his other hand to gently move my head to the side.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;“You don’t know what you have done by just being born.” He whispered, lips moving against my throat. “Don’t worry, little Mia. You are only damned”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;I screamed my throat raw one last time as I felt his fangs pierce my neck.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Chapter 1&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Gasping, panting, and sweating, I sat up on the couch and about fell off of it trying to get a look around. My coordination when I first wake up is always in question, but in this instance, since I didn’t brain myself on the coffee table in my haste, I felt it would be a good night. To my relief, there was no one around with big teeth and creepy eyes and I got my pulse back under control after a moment or two.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;I looked at my cell phone and saw it was 7:27 PM. I had a party to go to a 9:00 so I groaned and headed for the kitchen to make coffee.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;After putting a pot on to brew, I made my way to the shower down the hall, cursing my best friend Samantha for throwing this party. It was my 24&lt;sup&gt;th&lt;/sup&gt; birthday so there was no way I could have gotten out of it. I am not anti-social, but I prefer sitting at home with a good book. It’s less hassle and I am always for less hassle.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Stopping short, I went back to the living room to switch on the stereo. I put Godsmack in the CD player and felt a little better. I live for music and TV can go to hell. However, that’s just my opinion and I won’t force it on anyone… much. Turning the volume up, I headed back to the shower.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Standing under the hot water, I contemplated my nightmare. Under normal circumstances I don’t remember my dreams at all but this was the second time in a week I have had this dream and it was identical in every way. Trying to shrug it off, I heard &lt;i&gt;Awake&lt;/i&gt; come wafting down the hallway. This was my favorite song on the CD and I started to sing along with it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Rinsing my hair, I suddenly froze. My nerves were drawn tight, tension thrumming through my body. To the best of my recollection, he never laughed, or chuckled, in that song. He never sounded exactly like the man in my dreams and for damn sure, he never sounded like he was right outside my shower door.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;I have those frosted shower doors that curve and they open by sliding from the middle. I don’t like T.V. but I do watch horror movies, not that I liked them any better, and am easily impressionable at the old age of 24. I have seen Janet Leigh killed in a puddle of chocolate syrup enough to know that I didn’t want to go out that way. I really don’t like chocolate that much and so, laugh if you must, I installed a latch on the inside of my shower. I was standing there with soap in my hair, afraid to open my eyes even the tiniest bit. I couldn’t remember if I locked it or not. I was having a difficult time trying to get enough oxygen.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;“This is stupid.” I muttered, hopefully to myself. “That was a dream based on one to many of those damn movies that you watch so much. Go ahead and crack an eye lid and just look, you damn coward. No shadowy figure is going to be standing there.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;I did as I was told. No one was going to tell me I was a bad soldier, not following orders. I was right. No shadow. No one was waiting with a really sharp knife and a bottle of Hershey chocolate. Immediately I felt foolish. What I may lack in coordination I more than make up for in imagination. I finished rinsing my hair.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;.  If I timed this right, I would have 10 minutes to shave my legs and get out before I froze to death. I grabbed the shaving gel, lathered up and began my favorite part of showering. One day I was going to win the lottery, not that we had one here, and have laser hair removal performed on my legs. I have always fantasized about that. The big check was in my hand and the reporter asking me two things.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Number one- Are you going to keep working?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Are you nuts?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Number two- What is your first purchase going to be?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Laser hair removal.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;That’s my big dream.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Lost in my daydreaming, I was almost done when I realized I was singing along with &lt;i&gt;Awake&lt;/i&gt; again. Realizing that at that point in shaving wasn’t good for me. Ankles are a bitch at the best of times. Add to that my impressive grace and throw in a dash of ‘What the Hell?’ and you have the recipe for blood. Well, more precisely, my blood. There was a good inch and a half of skin missing from my ankle.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;  “Son of a …” was as far as I got before another freaky moment. From the corner of my eye I thought I saw movement. There was the shadow. It was on the other side of the room, the side that I couldn’t see before. It was the killer. My heart froze in my throat.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;I couldn’t tell if he had the required bottle or not, damn frosted glass. Before I could get my head around fully to see and scream, there was a very low laugh and then nothing. The shadow stood there unmoving.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;  I decided quickly that I should keep my mouth shut. The frost worked for me as well, after all, and he didn’t know that I had seen him.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Trying desperately to think of something to use as a weapon, I remembered the shampoo. It burns my eyes, so it should burn his. But what if he is wearing a mask? Wait dummy, if he covered his eyes he couldn’t see. I looked at the razor in my hand. I turned it so that the handle stuck out between my fingers. That could hurt. What if I combined them both? Awesome! At least I had something to hurt him with. Police would have DNA evidence to try to find my murderer with if nothing else.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Speaking of hurt, my ankle stung like it was on fire. I hate water in a fresh cut. Speaking of water, I was freezing my ass off standing there. I looked down and was amazed at the amount of blood in the shower floor.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Get your head together, lady, and get moving” I said under my breath. Looking at the shadow, I realized it hadn’t moved an inch.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Ok, deep breath” I inhaled and looked at the latch. It was locked. Would it make a click when I lifted it? Would it give me away? With a razor in one hand and Paul Mitchell’s’ best in the other, I looked at it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Damn it, just open it. Adrenaline was flooding my body and I knew I had to move. Using the top of the bottle to flip it so that maybe he wouldn’t see my hand to well through the frost, it was silent. Well, till it swung back and hit the door. But that tiny bit of noise was covered by the noise of the now ice cold water.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Grabbing the handle with my pinky and to hell with him noticing my hand, I slid the door open, closed my eyes on the way out and squeezed the shampoo bottle at the cloaked figure blocking the door. Then I made a jab with the razor handle.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;I cracked open an eye when no one attacked me. I stood there wide eyed and felt really, really stupid. I could only thank God that there was no one there to witness that total embarrassing act. My bathrobe was now dripping with shampoo as I realized I had hung it there last night.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;I started laughing and then laughed harder when I felt the hysteria rising up in me. Legs shaking, I lowered the lid of the toilet and sat there for about five minutes while trying to get a grip on myself. That dream had me really screwed up, apparently.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Reaching in the medicine cabinet I got out the band aids and antibiotic cream and proceeded to clean my leg up. After wrapping up in a towel while cursing my shampooed bathrobe, I walked to my bedroom to find something to wear. Knowing Sam as I did it was not going to be a jeans and t-shirt party. Even though she threw this party for me, I was grumbling as I yanked my clothes out of the closet.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;A simple short A-line dress in dark green velvet was about the only thing I had to wear. It was kind of cute. Fit tight across the breasts and then flaring out to just above the knee. I paired it with some black tights and tall black boots that covered my calves. Looking in my mirror, I suppose it did ok. I am not a fashion freak.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;I went back to the bathroom for some light cosmetic work and I was as ready as I was going to be. I looked in the mirror for a moment longer. Something didn’t feel right, although I couldn’t explain it.  It was as if the night was waiting for something, holding its breath, in a way. Then I thought about the bath robe and turned away. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Flipping the light out, I stomped down the hall. I really hate being the center of attention. No, hate isn’t a strong enough word. Detest? Despise? Anyway, you get the point.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;I returned to the living room and took Godsmack out of the player. When I turned it over to examine it, sure enough, there was a scratch on it. Ok, that explains that. The laugh was my doing.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Coffee spoke to me in the way that lovers do and I couldn’t resist the temptation. Sitting at the bar I took a deep breath of the favored drink. I skimp on most things, shopping wise, but my coffee was my escape. I looked at the clock and even my coffee couldn’t wash away my unease about the upcoming event. I had six minutes to go before I had to leave.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Carrying my cup, I went and chose some Beethoven to put in the player. Fur Elise filled the room and I started to sway with it. Closing my eyes, I let the magical piano take me away. There is nothing more beautiful than the piano in my opinion. It was a marvel of construction with all of the keys and all of the strings. However, they were nothing without the one piece of wood at the bottom to bring it all together, the sound board.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Abruptly, I saw the face in my dream again. I heard his voice and felt his lips. My eyes snapped open. My relaxed state of mind was gone. Damn it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;I put my cup in the sink, grabbed my purse, keys, and hit the road. After I securely locked up, that is. I am paranoid, but I have my reasons.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Getting into my Kia, I checked my backseat. Nope, no bad guy there. I let the windows down and the warm Bama air ran through my hair. I had a back up of Beethoven and I tried to recapture my happy place. I was five minutes from Sam’s when my phone rang.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Hey” I said. I thought it was her because I was 2 minutes late. She hates that, but it was my party. I got nothing from the caller.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Hello?” I said again.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Hey, at least you could talk dirty and make both of us happy” This came after another moment of silence.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;“What? Nothing? Call back when you got something to say.” I pulled the phone away and thought I heard laughing. I flipped it closed and then opened it again to check my last call number. Unknown. Great.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20390398-8435135622050902157?l=crapometer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/feeds/8435135622050902157/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20390398&amp;postID=8435135622050902157&amp;isPopup=true' title='13 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/8435135622050902157'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/8435135622050902157'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/index.html#8435135622050902157' title='Pages!'/><author><name>Elektra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14572611303401782446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>13</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20390398.post-3943681001963191553</id><published>2009-12-04T14:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-04T14:50:13.868-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Query!</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;Dear Agent, &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Sansuig is his planet’s Customers Enforcer for all blood coming from Earth.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Unfortunately for him, the elite vampires of his home planet aren’t willing to settle for legal blood: They’ve created a market for the &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal"&gt;sommeliers&lt;/i&gt;, smugglers who sneak contraband blood from Earth back home to sell at exorbitant rates. His department just doesn’t have the funding to keep up with these flashy &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal"&gt;sommeliers&lt;/i&gt;, but that doesn’t stop his boss from demanding a high-profile arrest--or else. Now he’s got to enlist the help of Henry, a twelve-year-old human with irresistible blood, to catch one of the most notorious smugglers the planet’s ever seen. Not to mention contend with a tabloid journalist he doesn’t even know is on his tail…&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;OUTLAW SOMMELIER VAMPIRES FROM OUTER SPACE tells the stories of Sansuig, a vampire alien looking to save his job, Henry, a human boy pulled into the mission, and Gasun, a tabloid writer trying to make his fortune on an actual scoop.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It is complete at 30,000 words.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;(Personal paragraph)&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Thank you for your time and consideration.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;I look forward to hearing from you,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;etc.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20390398-3943681001963191553?l=crapometer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/feeds/3943681001963191553/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20390398&amp;postID=3943681001963191553&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/3943681001963191553'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/3943681001963191553'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/index.html#3943681001963191553' title='Query!'/><author><name>Elektra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14572611303401782446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20390398.post-6508171345758883435</id><published>2009-09-06T08:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-06T08:39:16.200-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Pages!</title><content type='html'>&lt;pre&gt;The Year 264&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As the edge of dawn began the daily struggle to beat back the deep&lt;br /&gt;darkness of night, the intruder felt comfortable enough to stand after&lt;br /&gt;crawling unseen and unheard inch by inch for hours.  A nightbird sang&lt;br /&gt;out a few nervous notes and the call was echoed in the far distance.  &lt;br /&gt;Audvakr never heard the approach, he never heard the slow stealthy soft&lt;br /&gt;footfalls, Adosinda; his wife, merely stirred and rolled over.   The&lt;br /&gt;tip of the razor sharp knife held by the intruder hesitated only for&lt;br /&gt;a moment and then pricked the pulsing artery in Audvakr’s neck. &lt;br /&gt;Instantly awake, his battle honed instincts commanded him to freeze&lt;br /&gt;and in that moment, his life was saved.  Audvakr struggled mightily&lt;br /&gt;in the battle of emotions; one of rage to leap and destroy the enemy&lt;br /&gt;who had invaded his yurt and the other to remain utterly still and&lt;br /&gt;accept his fate. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The knife blade was laid gently on Audvakr’s neck as the intruder&lt;br /&gt;leaned in close.  It was the smell that gave him away.  Audvakrs’ eyes&lt;br /&gt;flashed with anger as his older brother Ricimar, leaned in and whispered,&lt;br /&gt;“We will have no more argument, you and your clan have one season to&lt;br /&gt;leave.  This time, next year, I will kill you”    And with little more&lt;br /&gt;noise than a gentle zephyr, he was gone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the long minutes that followed, Audvakr subdued his rage and&lt;br /&gt;replaced it with a chilling calm as he considered his options;&lt;br /&gt;challenging Ricimar for supremacy was foolhardy and most likely&lt;br /&gt;suicidal as most of the clans considered Ricimar as the Ric or king&lt;br /&gt;already, so leaving these lands with the clan became the only option. &lt;br /&gt;The question of where to go plagued Audvakr’s mind.  He had always&lt;br /&gt;been good at remaining calm in battle in order to see the larger&lt;br /&gt;strategic positions.  Now he must be calm and brutally honest with&lt;br /&gt;himself so that the options could be properly considered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To the East, lay the lands of the deadly Alans and Saspirii, who fought&lt;br /&gt;great battles while mounted on fast and nimble, but small horses.   The&lt;br /&gt;daunting prospect of carving out a homeland against the Alans, who never&lt;br /&gt;took hostages and relished the idea of tying prisoners to a tree and&lt;br /&gt;setting it alight, did not sit well.  Audvakr thought of his childhood&lt;br /&gt;friend Tucovar’s fierce border fight several years ago that left him with&lt;br /&gt;a useless left leg and dependent on the women for his every need.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To the North, lay the Vandal people and utter destruction.  The Vandals&lt;br /&gt;and Goths of late had tolerated each other as long as there were long&lt;br /&gt;distances between them, but as the number of people had grown, so had&lt;br /&gt;the accounts of attacks and a few burned settlements.  Of all of the&lt;br /&gt;places that Audvakr and the clan could go, this was the most dangerous.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;South, across the great sea, called the Euxine Sea by the Romans, lived&lt;br /&gt;the dark skinned and fierce Phrygians who were ruled but never subdued by&lt;br /&gt;the Romans.  This too could end in disaster, if he and his clan survived&lt;br /&gt;the sea voyage and tried to establish a settlement with unknown farming&lt;br /&gt;and hunting resources on the far shore, and a counter-attack occurred&lt;br /&gt;while his back was to the sea, disaster was assured.   The Romans might&lt;br /&gt;spare him and then enslave him, but the Phrygians would not.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seemingly surrounded on all sides by enemies, Audvakr mulled the Romans&lt;br /&gt;over in his mind, well organized and well equipped, but reports from the&lt;br /&gt;spies, told of many new Emperor’s in a short amount of time.  This must&lt;br /&gt;mean that there was a leadership problem in the Empire. &lt;br /&gt;“I wonder how that affects the loyalty of the Legions?” mused Audvakr. &lt;br /&gt;Shaking his head to force himself back into considering the options,&lt;br /&gt;caused his wife to stir, roll over and drape her arm over his chest.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To the West, over mountains and another sea, lay the great Empire of the&lt;br /&gt;Romans with their highly disciplined, fast moving and extremely well&lt;br /&gt;armed legions.  Audvakr closed his eyes and allowed himself to relax into&lt;br /&gt;the barely awake stage of consciousness where the Gods could speak to him&lt;br /&gt;of their intent.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Audvakr dreamed that he was trapped in a bear fighting ring armed only&lt;br /&gt;with a small spear.  His opponent, instead of a bear was a Roman Centurion&lt;br /&gt;fully armed in heavy armor.  Anytime Audvakr tried to make for the side of&lt;br /&gt;the ring, the Centurion was there to block him.  What had been cheering of&lt;br /&gt;the crowds for him had now become jeers and catcalls.  There was only one&lt;br /&gt;way out; directly attack the Centurion.  Gathering his courage, he charged&lt;br /&gt;the Centurion.  As he approached, the armor no longer seemed quite so new,&lt;br /&gt;the sword no longer quite so bright, shining and sharp.  The closer he got&lt;br /&gt;to the Centurion, the older and more aged it appeared.  When Audvakr was&lt;br /&gt;finally within combat distance, the mighty Centurion was merely a collection&lt;br /&gt;of twigs and branches that fell into dust at the first thrust of his spear. &lt;br /&gt;Beyond lay the exit in the ring that he had been searching for.  Finally&lt;br /&gt;relaxing, he felt the tenseness leave him and then, then the sweet embrace&lt;br /&gt;of nothingness.  With his wife’s warm body offering solace against the early&lt;br /&gt;morning chill, Audvakr, struggled to remember the dream, something about&lt;br /&gt;being trapped, fighting a Centurion, and fighting an old Roman. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Gods tired of playing with him, and stuck his mind as lightning would&lt;br /&gt;detonate an old gnarled tree.  Audvakr snapped wide awake and understood&lt;br /&gt;that the Romans were politically weak and a quick thrust would deliver the&lt;br /&gt;Empire into his hands.  Smiling at his good fortune, Audvakr considered the&lt;br /&gt;problem of his people.  The Gothic people had always honored those chieftains&lt;br /&gt;that split off and established their own kingdoms.  Trapped between the Euxine&lt;br /&gt;Sea and foreigners who desired their land, the Goths were perpetually at war&lt;br /&gt;with each other to expand each clans land.  Audvakr realized that his problem&lt;br /&gt;lay not with the ability to fight; instead it lay with the lack of land.  &lt;br /&gt;The Romans, although larger in force were weaker in substance.  His father’s&lt;br /&gt;advice rang in his ears “Avoid the strong and attack the weak” he had always&lt;br /&gt;said when in his cups.  Audvakr needed to split off and become a chieftain,&lt;br /&gt;Rome was politically weak; why not become the ruler over Rome?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was a vision as clear to Audvakr as anything he had ever experienced;&lt;br /&gt;invade and conquer the Roman Empire.  The Goths had the men to overcome the&lt;br /&gt;Legions natural advantage in movement.  If one group were to secretly travel&lt;br /&gt;west across the land using the Romans own roads and another large group led by&lt;br /&gt;Ricimar to the south by sea…  The Romans would naturally respond to the large&lt;br /&gt;seaborne attack with Legions from Rome led by one of many Emperors eager to&lt;br /&gt;prove himself to the people of the Empire.  With the Legions racing south to&lt;br /&gt;fight Ricimar to the South, Ricimar would be desparate for help but Audvakr&lt;br /&gt;would instead swoop across the land and seize Rome.   With the capital occupied&lt;br /&gt;by Audvakr, the Romans would become disheartened and would surely submit.  And&lt;br /&gt;if Ricimar should happen to fall…  Audvakr smiled and the vision of Audvakr&lt;br /&gt;living amongst the golden palaces of the Romans unburdened by Ricimar lingered&lt;br /&gt;long enough for him to slip into the most restful sleep he had ever known.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20390398-6508171345758883435?l=crapometer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/feeds/6508171345758883435/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20390398&amp;postID=6508171345758883435&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/6508171345758883435'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/6508171345758883435'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/index.html#6508171345758883435' title='Pages!'/><author><name>Elektra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14572611303401782446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20390398.post-2412038516502912347</id><published>2009-07-20T15:53:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-20T15:53:25.827-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Devine and the Snakes [short story]</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt; Everyone of a certain age claims to remember where they were when they  heard of the assassination of John F. Kennedy, or the terror attacks  on 11&lt;sup&gt;th&lt;/sup&gt; September 2001. Similarly, people tend to remember  the circumstances when they first saw a snake. I am referring of course  to real snakes in the wild, not one of those rodent-stuffed, for-display-only  relatives that you might see wallowing in captivity at a local zoo. &lt;/span&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;For  many people it is a startling experience of childhood, but, coming from  Ireland, James Devine was different. He had never stumbled across a  plump adder sunbathing on a warm path on the Surrey Downs, nor pulled  the stump of a dead old tree in winter to reveal a writhing nest of  them angrily awoken from their hibernation. No, the wise Saint Patrick  had banished them from the Emerald Isle many centuries before Devine's  time. The irony was that more than one type of snake frequented the  bush in early 1980's Hong Kong.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;Having  failed to make any mark in London, Devine answered an advertisement  in the Sunday Telegraph and fetched up as an inspector in the Royal  Hong Kong Police. It sounded grand to the ignorant, but in those days  Europeans were recruited direct at the rank of inspector, like baby  lieutenants in the Army, and were the cannon fodder thrown straight  into the deep end with formations of Chinese Sergeants and Constables.  Some swam, but to the amusement of the locals a lot sank. No one thought  Devine much of a swimmer. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;It  was one of those late tropical spring days when the sun was hot and  strong and the rains had not yet arrived. Devine - overweight and sluggish  - was feeling rough after a night of excess on the local beer and had  suffered a throbbing head and very queasy stomach all morning. At a  heavy six foot he towered over his Chinese colleagues. By the time he  had turned up late for work that day his platoon were already sitting  in their transport waiting for him. The Platoon Sergeant, Cheung, failed  to hide a disapproving frown, and tapped a beautifully carved hardwood  walking stick - which Devine coveted - impatiently on the tarmac. Some  of the younger PCs sniggered amongst themselves. Devine, since his first  arrival in the Colony, had inspired curiosity and amusement rather than  respect and obedience in his men.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;They  pulled out of the dusty station yard in Sai Kung, far out in the eastern  New Territories, and bumped off towards High Island Reservoir, and beyond.  A couple of resentful-looking Chow dogs skulked off to find other shelter  from the rising sun. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;Devine  sat in the seat of honour in the front of their short-wheelbase Platoon  Commander's Landrover next to the driver, Cheung sat behind the driver  so that Devine could see him easily and the bored-looking platoon orderly  - a thin, acne-encrusted youth with good English and a groundlessly  high opinion of himself - sat directly behind his commander. The New  Territories were the rapidly diminishing area of country between Kowloon  and the Chinese border. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;Cheung,  dapper and studious-looking with spectacles balanced on his nose, patiently  briefed Devine, who was still huffing and puffing loudly after having  had to rush his change into his straining khaki summer uniform, webbing  belt and canvas-legged jungle boots. A stain of sweat was already spreading  out across his clean uniform tunic.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;A  friend of Devine's in Marine Police - Belgian Bob, the most boring man  in Hong Kong - had built up an unnerving collection of photos which  appealed to the broad streak of depravity in Devine. There was a selection  of Chinese hookers dressed as schoolgirls which he dwelled upon, and  another section with a grisly parade of corpses collected from the waters  around Hong Kong in varying stages of decomposition which he did not. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;Devine  had become inspired and had borrowed Belgian's camera in the hope of  taking a few souvenirs of his own. He rested the Nikon on his lap and  sneered at the thought of Belgian ever getting it back. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;'There  have been reports of Snakeheads operating in the Tai Long Wan area last  night.' Snakeheads were the Triad lads who organised the smuggling of  the groups of would-be immigrants on their journey into Hong Kong. In  the metaphor, the bodies of the snakes were the long wriggling lines  of these unfortunate migrants being led along by the Snakeheads. As  with all illegal activity in Hong Kong where there was a decent profit,  the hand of the Triads was ever close. They were indifferent to the  personal circumstances and tragedies that drove the individual illegal  immigrants to part with their entire families' life savings and risk  death, or worse, on the gamble of a journey from China or Vietnam to  the golden streets of Hong Kong. To them it was just business. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;The  self-pitying Devine listened with little patience 'These bloody people,  why do they insist in coming here?' he wondered aloud.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;Cheung  sighed as he studied the back of Devine's fat head, the bristle of sandy  hair glistened with sweat. He had been in the police for more than twenty  years and had known many of these foreigners like Devine who arrived  in his country with little care for them and less experience as policemen.  They lived a life of great luxury compared to him and his kind, and  the majority of them spent their time avoiding work, boozing and whoring.  Why do &lt;i&gt;they&lt;/i&gt; insist on coming here, he wondered silently. 'Marine  police ambushed a group of them on a speedboat and there was some shooting.  They got the Snakehead but some of the illegals got clear. We must sweep  the area to find them.'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;Devine  leant his arm casually on the window sill of the Landrover but recoiled  sharply at the searing heat of it. Even at that time of the day you  could've fried an egg on the outside of his vehicle. The orderly and  the driver exchanged a snigger and received a stern frown from Cheung  for their trouble. The driver's smiling eyes returned to the road and  the orderly returned to the racing form with a contemptuous sniff. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;Devine  curled into a kind of sitting foetal position and grunted with disdain.  'Bloody nuisance, why can't we have a nice quiet day for a change?'  He let go a sneaky little fart, sighed with relief that he could still  do that with his stomach in the state it was, and thanked his luck that  it was too hot to keep the Landrover's windows closed. He took a soggy,  stained handkerchief out of his pocket and wiped the sweat from his  face.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;Cheung  wondered idly what it would have been like if the Chinese empire had  maintained an old trading post on the Atlantic coast of Europe. What  if he had been offered the chance of going there in a privileged capacity,  what would he have behaved like and what would the locals have thought  of him? He fingered the image of the ugly little god Chung-Kuei, protector  of travellers, which was carved on his beloved stick. One day he would  travel to see where these people came from and try to understand them.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;Less  than an hour later Devine was sitting by a rocky stream bed in the middle  of the bush. He squeezed a little trickle of sweat out of his handkerchief  onto the rocks at his feet and pondered his lot. It was still before  midday, but the queasiness in his stomach had developed into loud gurglings  and sharp cramps as he had struggled to control his rebellious innards.  He had called the whole convoy to a screeching emergency halt, blocking  a narrow twisting road that followed the coast on one side and had thick  vegetation on the other. He commandeered the morning paper from his  sulking orderly - who hadn't quite finished with the racing page - and,  hanging the camera over his shoulder by its strap, he slipped off alone  down a little stream bed looking for a spot of privacy.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;Devine  pushed his glasses up his nose and squinted up at the sun. He was presently  serving out a posting as a platoon officer at the Police Tactical Unit.  It was supposed to be an elite paramilitary formation within the Force;  the truth was that divisional commanders also found it a perfect dumping  ground for any officer that had become a liability in some way. In Devine's  case that would be for his old-fashioned incompetence.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;His  present duties were to march round the New Territories hunting any illegal  immigrants that had wriggled past the slashing knives of the Ghurkhas  up on the border, or had slipped around the Marine police patrols and  onto the outlying beaches and bays of the thousands of islands that  made up Hong Kong. The day before he had been at an operations meeting  with the officers at the Ghurkha Lines near Fanling and had partaken  of one of their fine goat curries and a number of local beers afterwards.  The fact that he had patronisingly insulted one of the native Ghurkha  officers, a highly decorated Subedar, by asking him to run along to  the kitchen and re-fill his bowl of curry like a good chap, had not  registered with him - he therefore hadn't any idea of what had been  introduced to his bowl surreptitiously en-route, and its direct relationship  to his current delicate condition.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;'What  a day for a hunt,' Devine thought. The tall grass and tropical vegetation  either side of the rocks were higher than him and there was little more  than a trickle of water in the stream at this time of year. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;He  pulled himself up using the nicely carved walking stick that he had  bullied away from Cheung and stepped carefully from rock to rock around  a stand of bamboo. 'If he thinks he's getting you back he's got another  thing coming.' Once Devine borrowed something the owner rarely saw it  again. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;He  stopped on a large boulder, about ten feet across, and laid the walking  stick down on it. He placed the newspaper down and rested the camera  on it. After one more look to check that he was definitely alone he  was suddenly gripped by another, much fiercer, stomach cramp. Oblivious  to the presence of anything in his agony - a troop of elephants could  have stormed up the stream bed at that moment - he quickly undid his  webbing belt and whipped down his trousers. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;His  r&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;evolver handle in its webbing holster  clattered on the rock. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;He  squatted down hanging onto his knees like a coolie, his white, spotty  bottom suspended inches above the boulder. The walking stick slid off  the side of the boulder out of sight, dislodging the camera as it went  and causing it to disappear too. The gentle breeze took a hold of the  newspaper and it fluttered off across the rocks and into the stream  page by page. He could control himself no longer. His teeth clenched  and eyes squinting, a dark fluid mass issued from him and across the  hot surface of the rock - oh sweet relief. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;Had  the noise started before he had squatted down? He couldn't say, but  his bowels instinctively snapped shut. He could have been in no more  vulnerable a position when he heard a loud whooshing noise, a long hollow  hiss. It meant nothing to him until his misty eyes re-focussed. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;He  found himself looking, at a range of about four foot or so, straight  into the black expressionless eyes of a coiled and hooded cobra. The  huge, dreaded &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:6;"&gt;Hamadryad or King  Cobra, hunter of snakes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt; It was  bathed in sunlight and for a moment it was as if he was looking at it  through a Vaseline covered lens. Instinctively he knew that any movement  on his part could provoke the beast into an attack. Its erect head swayed  from side to side gently - Devine feared it was sizing up the angle  and distance of attack. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;The  smooth cream belly and the olive-green back of the beast glistened.  He had been sunning himself on a rock, relaxing and waiting for a spot  of food to amble by when this great lump of a human turned up. Not even  the most ambitious cobra could look upon Devine as a potential meal  - he couldn't even take a bite off him. Devine had heard it said that  snakes can smell fear; well if that was the case then this one should  have been gagging at the stench of Devine now. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;Fat  black flies had started to gather around him. Seconds ambled and minutes  strolled by with mocking indolence. The sound of crickets and beetles  sawing away in the vegetation niggled at him. The sweat tickled across  his brow, down the bridge of his nose and collected in a big drip on  the end. He daren't even flick it off. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;The  snake's awful eyes drilled into him without a trace of mercy, it was  examining his very soul. Its head sat up on its supple spine, as taught  as a finely strung bow. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;Then  it seemed to relax. It was still erected and hooded, but there was an  indefinable sense that it had reached some conclusion - it had run its  rule over Devine and concluded that this snivelling wretch was no threat.  Was it a swish of the body, a flick of the tail or a glint in the eye?  Perhaps it was amused, in a primitive reptilian sort of way. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;How  long does it take for venom to work? Devine was all alone and didn't  know if he would have time to find help before it did. He had heard  it could kill a human in just a few minutes, an elephant in a couple  of hours. He had no idea what sort of venom it was though. Would it  be excruciatingly painful or would it paralyse his nervous system and  suffocate him to death? 'Oh God deliver me from this and I'll be a changed  man', he whimpered.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;The  sun glared down bright, a heat haze rippled around him and his legs  quivered with the effort of squatting. His inflexible hamstrings and  groin screamed with pain. He didn't even notice the dreadful stench  from his outpourings below him. Flies were now swarming about him and  the filth below, they droned in his face and marched across his lips,  taunting him. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;There  was a strange mystical feel to the light. Devine wondered if he was  beginning to hallucinate, he thought that he could see a face in the  wall of green behind the snake. First he noticed the eyes, a pair of  brown almond shaped oriental eyes. Then he could make out a round face,  a nose and a grinning mouth, a child's face. Was he going mad?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;He  blinked to eject the sweat that was now gathering on his eyelids and  the face had gone. He scanned the bush behind the snake leaf by lush  green leaf but there was only vegetation - no, he must have been mistaken.  With nothing else to occupy him he was peering at the area again when  another face appeared, an adult face this time, and quite distinctly  different. An oval-shaped woman's face examining him with interest and  then distaste as the eyes took in the mess drying out below him. He  couldn't call out to his men for help - through the dense bush he couldn't  even hear the impatient low throbbing of their diesel engines ticking  over.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;Stealthily  the woman emerged through the curtain of bush. This Chinese woman represented  an unexpected glimmer of hope for him, a possibility of rescue from  his dreadful situation, but at what cost. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;Her  eyes looked past him towards the stream bed and the edge of the dense  bush on the opposite side. She had that look of the single-minded woman,  her own children being her primary concern at this moment, then a flicker  of concern for him and the obvious inner turmoil as she weighed the  implications of interceding on his behalf against continuing her escape  with her little family. His eyes appealed to her, he daren't make a  sound as he willed her desperately to do something, anything to chase  this thing away.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;She  knew what he wanted, but she hesitated. A crease of her brow, a twitch  beneath her left eye, a nibble at her lower lip as she battled with  her own priorities. She hadn't got this far without being able to make  a decision. Her pretty brow unknotted itself. Devine thought how he  would probably have crashed off through the jungle laughing to himself  had their positions been reversed.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;  She was behind the snake, and to begin with it did not detect her. She  reached stealthily down behind the big boulder and picked up the beautifully  carved walking stick. He could have kissed her. As she did that the  cobra became aware of her and span around to face her, hissing loudly  again. This was a new and entirely different grade of threat to it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;Taking  a pace forward she raised the stick above her head like an oriental  swordsman. There was a pause as the snake and woman regarded each other,  a confrontation across species, then she brought it down with a loud  crack on the stone beside the snake. It flicked one more defiant hiss  at the woman, gave Devine what appeared to be disturbingly like a final  sneer and slithered unhurriedly off across the rocks. The deadly yellow  bands along its back rippling across the undulating ground before it  disappeared into the far curtain of jungle. It seemed to go on forever,  he hadn't realised how huge the thing was. The woman had chosen not  to harm it, and the snake knew this. Was it Devine's sun-baked imagination  or was that last hiss corrupted by mirth?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;For  the first time he noticed that the woman had a small sleeping child  strapped to her back. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;Devine,  nearly in tears, could control himself no longer and, with a loud farting  noise, he relieved himself again over the rock. A child broke cover  behind the woman - it was the owner of the first face he had seen -  and it smirked at Devine's predicament. They were tidily dressed and  obviously healthy, but dirty from their travelling.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;She  glanced down at her feet and spotted something down there. Handing the  walking stick to the child she picked up the camera and examined it  carefully.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;Devine  was so cramped and in pain that he could not move, let alone stop her.  He was trying to move himself, to get his seized-up, locked and pain  filled limbs moving as he thought to himself of what a superbly ironic  moment it would be when he had this bitch arrested and thrown out of  Hong Kong - she who had looked at him with such presumptuous pity. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;Perhaps  she had seen something in his face, a betrayal of his treacherous nature.  She steadied the camera in front of her and peered through the sight.  The implications of what the general availability of such a picture  of him would mean instantly horrified him. He desperately tried to claw  himself off his haunches like some demented crab, his eyes filling with  tears at the pain and frustration like a spoilt child throwing a tantrum. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;She  held the shutter-release button down for a moment and the camera clicked  several times. Having barely struggled a foot towards her he stopped  and hung his head, defeated at the thought of her being caught and those  pictures getting into the wrong hands. This was a story he didn't want  widely known.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;Jamming  the camera into a shoulder bag the woman signalled wearily for the child  to follow her, gave Devine one more pitying look, shook her head in  disdain and stepped with great athleticism and dignity across the rocky  bed. She disappeared into the foliage on the far side of the creek,  not far from where the snake had entered. The child, as it was bid,  skipped after her twirling the stick and Devine was once more alone.  The quiet was broken only by the raucous clatter of insects, his only  company the foul smell in the air around him where the flies rapidly  multiplied.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;He  had forgotten all about the walking stick. The diminutive god of travellers  would be looking after her little family now.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;       &lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;"&gt;How  was he going to explain the loss of the stick and the camera?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20390398-2412038516502912347?l=crapometer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/feeds/2412038516502912347/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20390398&amp;postID=2412038516502912347&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/2412038516502912347'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/2412038516502912347'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/index.html#2412038516502912347' title='Devine and the Snakes [short story]'/><author><name>Elektra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14572611303401782446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20390398.post-2663753507199594312</id><published>2009-07-08T15:52:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-08T15:52:59.443-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Pages!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Chapter One&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="margin: 1ex;"&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Banging  rattled the door. As Azarel sat up, tendrils of dreams swirled and escaped.  The door shook again, banishing all thought of recapturing them. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"Anyone  home?"  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Azarel  hopped down from her bed atop the cold brick fireplace. She reached  the window in a few steps and pulled aside the rough curtains. A handful  or so of men in Lasaral uniform were outside, mounted on rangifers that  dug with antlers in the fallen leaves and dusting of snow, searching  for lichen.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"In  the name of the Qins, open this door!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Azarel  walked to the shelf with the pots and dishes. Barely visible behind  them, she found the knife with its wooden handle painted red, the one  laced with poison, and turned back to the door.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;She  took one step. Before she could take another, the bar on the door broke  in half. The resounding crack made her jump. The door swung in, revealing  a young man with thick dark brows and several-day stubble. Behind him  was an older man, his small eyes drowning under puffy lids and bags.  A scar bisected his face.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;The  young man's gaze landed on Azarel. His eyes widened slightly, as though  surprised to see her. He tipped the leather visor of his fur hat.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Azarel  tightened her grip on the knife she held behind her back.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"Are  you Azarel?" &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"I  am." Her words sounded strange to her ears, and her throat felt  raw, as though from long disuse. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"You  are? But...," he trailed off. Then, smiling brightly, "Can  we come in?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"You  already did." &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;The  young man glanced at the door and then back at her, and grinned sheepishly.  "Sorry about that. I thought no one was home when you didn't answer." &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"I  was sleeping. What is it you want?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;The  young man walked into her hut and the older man followed.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"Wait  for me outside," the young man said, turning around. He fingered  the belt at his waist that kept the warmth in. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"Are  you sure?" The other's voice was low and raspy.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"Go,  I'm sure."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;The  older man inclined his head and glanced at Azarel. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;The  daylight dimmed for a moment. Dread overwhelmed her, making it hard  to think. His gaze carried through the space between them and brought  with it his malevolence. Not anger and  not hatred. Nothing so  passionate. Simply a quiet, calculating malice. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Azarel  shuddered. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;He  broke their gaze and was gone out the door. The room brightened again,  the pressure lifted from her chest, and she could breathe easier. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;The  young man pushed his sat on her one rough bench and glanced up at her.  From him, she sensed only excitement and urgency. Her own blood picked  up speed in response.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"You  can't imagine how happy I am to find you. I wasn't even sure we'd be  able to," he said, his words coming out as puffs of white in the  cold room.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"You  haven't answered my question."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"Of  course. Why I'm here. Again, I apologize for the door. I'm Shaunn Diamonestesh,  and I was sent here by Qin Yacoba,  Co-Ruler of Lasaral, Lead Co-Ruler  of Frosland, to summon you to Lasaral to cure her sister, Qin Daxia."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"I  haven't heard of a Yacoba or Daxia," Azarel said. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"Really?  They've been Qins for some time, after the death of their father and  then their older brother."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"I  suppose I don't get a lot of news here." Her fingers ached and  she relaxed her grip around the knife. She sensed no malice from him  and his relaxed pose suggested that he intended no harm.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"Why  did you come to find me? You have doctors and priests closer by,"  she said.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"We've  tried everything. Truthfully... you are our last resort. Don't take  offense. It's simply that we weren't sure we would be able to find you.  If you do come and succeed, there will be significant compensation,  to make it worth your while." He smiled the kind of smile used  to getting its way. Too confident, considering she had yet to give her  answer.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;The  memory of the scarred man's ill will was still fresh. He would kill  her, given the chance. Shaunn seemed oblivious to it, and thus would  be poor protection.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;And  too, she wanted to go back to sleep. She wanted to close her eyes and  dream again.  She didn't remember what those dreams were, but she  woke up content. She knew the forgotten dreams were more pleasant than  this cold lonely hut.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Images  flitted through her mind. Old people, young people, children, men, women,  all coming to her with that same desperation, begging for her help.  Azarel had helped them all, not for the compensation they offered. It  pleased her to see the ripples of her actions spreading out, changing  the world.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Herbs  lined her shelves in stone and glass and clay containers. Dried branches  of them hung on her walls. She did help those in need. If she left,  those who came to help wouldn't find her.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"I  can't come with you."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Shaunn's  smile faltered but he forced it back in place. "If you don't come,  Daxia will likely die. Her father and brother already died of the same  ailment, and nothing had aided them. And we've found nothing to aid  her, either."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Despite  his smile, she sensed desperation underneath it, growing now in the  face of her resistance. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"Bring  her here, and I will see what I can do."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Shaunn  stood. The tension in him overrode all other emotions. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"Do  you jest? We can't bring her here. She's too ill." He sounded outraged.  His cheeks were red under the stubble, as though she slapped him, and  he gritted his teeth. "And she's the Qin!" &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Azarel  held his gaze. His entitlement strengthened her resolve to go nowhere  with him. "I am not coming with you. You can bring her here, that's  the best I can do for you."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;  "You leave me no choice but to arrest you. You are coming with  us, and you will help Daxia, like it or no."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Azarel  shook her head, and held the knife before her. "I am not going  anywhere with you."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"I  don't want to hurt you," he said and took a step toward her. His  hand hovered on the hilt of his sheathed sword. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"And  I don't want to hurt you," she said, standing still, knife ready.  She meant it. He was young and impulsive, and he only acted this way  because he wanted to help the ill Qin. But she didn't pity him enough  to come with him.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;At  that moment, the silence was rent by the shouting of men and the lower  tones of finxes. Azarel and Shaunn both glanced at the door. The panic,  fear, and pain carried over the distance. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;She  ran outside, Shaunn following. The soldiers had their swords out, warding  off the finxes that outnumbered them. The finxes flew above the humans,  each several heads longer than a man, covered in wiry black fur, long  clubbed tails writhing through the air. Their black leathery wings cast  great shadows below them.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;One  of the men screamed and toppled from his rangifer. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;The  swords sliced through the air, reflecting the sunlight sharply. One  caught a finx and the animal howled and rose higher. The men were banding  together, slowly moving toward the trees. Once they were in the trees,  it would be safer, for the finxes' wingspan was too great to allow them  entrance. Then, they would put their bows to good use and the finxes  would be at a disadvantage.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"Stop!"  Azarel shouted. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;The  fighting continued. Inhaling deeply, Azarel raised her voice. She willed  that word to cover the distance between her and the finxes, to reach  them, to have her be understood. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"Stop!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;The  word carried, spread. Its volume, and the force behind it surprised  her. All in the clearing - man and animal - turned to her.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;The  finxes hovered just above reach, their wings beating the air with enough  force to lift her hair. She concentrated on pushing the awareness of  the men's fear out of her mind, and focused on an image of light, a  sense of calm. She nurtured it and it spread within her, pushing its  way through her limbs and out. She willed it to reach the finxes. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;The  finxes hungered to rip the men apart and watch the red flow, taste its  salty goodness, let its heat warm their stomachs. Their fury at the  men overrode that hunger. The finxes would keep her safe from these  humans who came with threats and anger.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"Go  now, all is well," she whispered. She willed the calm to convince  them. Their tails cease their agitated writhing and the largest of the  of the finxes called out hoarsely, a sound akin to speech. Then they  all lifted into the air and flew west, toward the mountains there, where  they made their lairs.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;The  men all stared at her. When she opened herself back up to it, their  fear hit her at once.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;A  moan from the man on the ground broke through the silence. His hood  had fallen back, revealing bright orange curls. He clutched at his shoulder  and blood seeped through his fingers, staining the transparent layer  of snow that covered the ground. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;   "Get him inside,"  Azarel said to Shaunn, who had come up beside her.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;She  went too, inhaling deeply, holding her breath, savoring the freshness  of the forest on the brink of winter. The sky was grey and bright; tense,  as though gathering itself before unleashing a torrent of snow.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Her  chest grew tight and she thought of the dream that she no longer remembered.  It had been a warm dream. Here, all was loneliness and solitude.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;She  tried to remember how long she had slept, but failed. The last thing  she could remember was the music of ice melting from millions of frozen  branches, heralding spring. There was no doubt that now it was fall.  She didn't know what that meant and it was too unpleasant to think about.  She hoped that after she patched orange-hair up, they would leave. Then,  she could let oblivion reclaim her, taking the questions, and worries,  and loneliness away. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;The  men entered the hut and Azarel stepped in behind them. She could feel  the scarred man's malevolence fill the tiny space, pushing at her. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;She  turned to him and his gaze was already on her, small eyes narrowed.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"It's  a bit...cold in here," Shaunn said, his eyes lingering on the fireplace. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;The  fire had gone out at least half a day ago, for the grey bricks held  no hint of warmth in them. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Azarel  shrugged. She had no explanation for how she had slept here with no  fire. She didn't know herself. She wasn't cold, despite only wearing  a shirt and pants, and she left it at that. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"Start  the fire," she said. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Shaunn  took out a lighter and turned to the stack of wood by the fireplace.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Azarel  turned back to the scarred man, who still watched her. He never took  his eyes off her and she felt his gaze even with her back to him. He  seemed calm and composed, but she felt  much more simmering there,  where no one else could see it. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"What's  your name?" she asked him.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"Gerth."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"And  your friend, here?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"Thom."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"If  I cut the coat off him, do you have anything else for him to wear?"  She had nothing she could offer him in the way of replacement clothes,  and a man without a coat was a dead man.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"No."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"Then  you better help him out of it, and his shirt too. Carefully." She  slid the poisoned knife into her belt. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Azarel  took the herbs needed, and a stone bowl and pestle. After the water  had boiled, she washed the wound, and applied the poultice of dried  herbs, tying the tourniquet tightly. Thom gritted his teeth throughout,  her work punctuated with his escaped grunts. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Azarel  rested her hand top the bandage and closed her eyes. The wound was hot.  Her fingers began to tingle. She allowed the feeling to grow and it  spread, the tingling becoming painful, the pain reaching into her, reverberating  through her very bones. Azarel forced herself to breathe evenly and  willed her body to absorb it all.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;She  heard Thom exhale and opened her eyes.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"Better?"  Azarel asked.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"The  pain is gone," he said. His words suggested gratitude, but she  sensed his wariness that built as she worked.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"It's  time for you to leave now," she said, turning to Shaunn. Thom's  fear mingled with Gerth's simmering malice. It was too much for the  small space, difficult to shut out. She wanted them gone, as soon as  possible. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"You  better pack, we're not leaving without you." Again, Shaunn's right  arm hovered on the hilt of his sword. She thought it was more of a reflex;  she knew he had no intention of harming her. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"I  already gave my answer."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Shaunn  gritted his teeth and she felt the anger in him rouse quickly. "Are  you going to call those monsters down again?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"They're  not monsters. They're highly intelligent animals. And I didn't call  them down, they were here of their own accord. And finally, to answer  your question, no. I don't think they'll be back."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"Good.  You're still under arrest."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;His  words grated on her, and she felt her hands clench into fists. She forced  herself to relax them. "How do you plan to make me help you, once  we're there?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"Hopefully  by the time we get there, you'll come to your senses. And if not, I'm  sure Yacoba will think of something. My job is to get you there."  When Azarel didn't respond, he added, "I didn't want to have to  do it this way, but I'm not leaving here without you."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;He  crossed his arms in front of his chest and squared his legs. His lips  were pursed in determination. Azarel could see he meant it. He would  tie her up and drag her out, if he had to.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"Will  you gather what herbs you think you might need?" He asked.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“What  are her symptoms?” Azarel resigned herself to going. If she pushed  the issue, she risked having the finxes come back. She didn't want anyone  else hurt.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Shaunn  smiled, clearly relieved. “She is weak, sleeping a lot, lately especially.  Similar to her father and brother, who both died of it.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“How  many others are affected?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“No  one else has been.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"And  you don't think that's strange?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Shaunn  shrugged. "I don't know." He held Azarel's gaze for a few  moments. "If you're implying that they were poisoned -"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"I'm  not implying anything. I'm simply asking questions to get more information.  So far, you've told me very little." &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"I  didn't mean to offend you. I was just trying to say that we did consider  this possibility and all of the Qins' food was tasted, and other precautions  taken. Besides, the Quins are well-liked."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Azarel  shrugged in response. That didn't mean very much.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"So...you  will pack your things, whatever you need?" Shaunn asked.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"It  seems I have little choice."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"Thank  you," Shaunn said. "We will wait outside."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Wait,”  she said. The urgency to have at least some part of the puzzle resolved  overtook  her.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Shaunn  paused and turned back.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;"What's  today's date?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Day  She, first week of Meresht,” he replied.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;First  week of the month of fall. Where had spring and summer gone?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Azarel  nodded and they left. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;The  small rectangle of space that was the entirety of her hut seemed to  expand, again, once Gerth was gone. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;When  she'd packed, she glanced about the room. In part, she hoped she would  heal the Qin and return soon. But a small part of her hoped she'd find  a reason not to return. She'd been awakened from the comfort of dreaming  oblivion to an-ever present loneliness and confusion. She didn't remember  how long she had slept or or her past, and that frightened her. Perhaps  out there, somewhere, there was something that could spark her memory.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;She  left, something in her sensing that she might never see her home again. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20390398-2663753507199594312?l=crapometer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/feeds/2663753507199594312/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20390398&amp;postID=2663753507199594312&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/2663753507199594312'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/2663753507199594312'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/index.html#2663753507199594312' title='Pages!'/><author><name>Elektra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14572611303401782446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20390398.post-3464158786981986683</id><published>2009-06-22T13:45:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-22T13:45:32.764-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Query</title><content type='html'>Whitney Davis finds herself in a place she never though existed; a place  where she is loved, free of conditions. A place where she can change  her destiny... even if she started out life as a poor Cinderella.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin: 1ex;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Whitney has left her neglectful mother and small southern town for new  adventures as a freshman at Penn State. She is nervous and anxious all  at the same time, but is determined to be happy, even if it means becoming  a "yankee". &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A few weeks into the first semester, it seems as though Whitney is changing  her life for the better, she's gotten a job at the local deli and has  made loyal friends on campus. ... But one evening right before Thanksgiving  Break changed everything.&lt;br /&gt;As her mangled body lies on the cold floor of a frat room, she looks  around and wonders why the attack has stopped.&lt;br /&gt;Before she looses consciousness, she is ever so gently cradled in the  arms of her best friend Wes. He takes her to his home to care for her  and show her the true meaning of family.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Over the next two months, Whitney finds herself falling in love with  her knight, her forever friend, Wes. At last, she can let go of her  broken childhood... Maybe she can change her fate.... Only time will  tell.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;My novel is 80,000 words and  is complete.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20390398-3464158786981986683?l=crapometer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/feeds/3464158786981986683/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20390398&amp;postID=3464158786981986683&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/3464158786981986683'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/3464158786981986683'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/index.html#3464158786981986683' title='Query'/><author><name>Elektra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14572611303401782446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20390398.post-2131587880476323692</id><published>2009-06-17T13:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-17T13:12:03.761-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Pages!</title><content type='html'>Chapter 1: Transformation&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Clara woke with a star t from a nightmare.  All she remembered was the feeling of falling further and further down through the abyss, a putrid wind whipping at her face, the sound of her own screams as she plummeted into the unknown hell.  For some reason she was cold all over and surrounded by darkness thick enough to cut with a knife.  Had the power gone out?  She couldn’t even see the paltry glow of her tiny nightlight.  Then she realized that she was not in her bed as her hand brushed across cold hard stone.  The basement?  Had she been sleepwalking?  She sat up and immediately regretted it as a sharp pain shocked through her skull like a lightning bolt.  Clara gasped as she clutched at her head, eyes squeezed shut and teeth gritted. Her fingers came in contact with something warm and half sticky.  She pulled the hand away quickly, then slowly brought it to her lips and tasted it. Blood! She drew back in horror.&lt;br /&gt;What the hell happened? She wondered as she felt for the source of the wound.  She found it on the left side of her head, right at the temple.  Clara couldn’t remember anything that might have caused the injury.  The last thing she knew was that she was in her bed and didn’t remember anything after that.  Did she start sleepwalking and then fall down the basement steps?  It was the only plausible conclusion she could think of.  Clara stood up, slowly, painfully, when she heard a metallic clinking.  She froze, eyes widened to try to see through the darkness, body poised for flight.  Was there someone else there?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      “Mom?” she called softly, nervously, “Mom, is that you?  Jazz?”  No one answered, and Clara broke out into a cold sweat.  “Is anyone there? Hello?” she called, louder this time.  Still, there was only silence.  Clara took a hesitant step forward and this time she realized that the clinking sound was coming from under her.  She dropped down and felt around at her feet. Her shaking, searching fingers touched something cold.  She grasped it and ran her fingers across it.  It was a chain, she realized as she followed it up to a shackle latched around her ankle and then back down to an iron ring fixed to the ground.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Clara panicked.  Where the hell was she?  What was going on?  Who had brought her here and why?  Fear caused her thoughts to race around her head like startled cockroaches, clouding all reason, sending her into frenzy.  She screamed for help as she wrenched at the heavy iron chain.  No reply came, and even as she continued to shriek, she began to sob as well.  She shouted for what felt like hours until she was too hoarse to even whisper, and she pulled at the chain far past the point of exhaustion, even until her palms blistered and bled.  Clara finally collapsed, panting, to the ground.  Her eyes and chest hurt from crying, her throat burned from screaming, the muscles in her arms cried for rest and the skin of her hands was peeled and raw.  Her body, unable to handle any more, simply shut down and Clara passed out on the floor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Fifteen floors above Clara‘s prison, Ciaran sat at the window in his room.  He stared out gravely as he absently twisted the button on the cuff of his jacket.  Below in the courtyard, ladies in brightly colored gowns mulled about with their slightly more conservatively dressed husbands, shielded from the bright summer sun by their wide-brimmed hats decorated with feathers and real flowers kept fresh by small water-filled vials tucked underneath bright silken ribbons.  Their wings glimmered in the sun in tones of gold or red or caramel brown or raven black.  The atmosphere was reminiscent of a festival, with the hum of excitement reaching all the way up to Ciaran’s window.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Ciaran knew that this was all about him and the event that was to come tonight, but he was considerably less cheerful than everyone else about it.  He had only been out of his room once today, but was immediately bombarded with handshakes and praise by everyone he crossed.  He shuddered.  Monsters.  Of course his discovery would give the Royal family an invaluable advantage in the war against the rebels, and he was dedicated to his duty to the King, but they still shouldn’t have been so eager about it.  It was the most despicable act that he would commit and the entire court was treating him like he was a hero.  Ciaran had made his terrible discovery mostly by accident, and had begged the King not to use it.  But the rebels were gaining ground and the Royal family losing it, so the King insisted on going through with the experiments.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Tonight would be the first attempt at the creation of a Nightborn, a fusing of a demonic presence with an innocent mortal soul. And the event was to be attended by all the most important members of the Royal court, including the King.  Even   the Queen herself would make an appearance.  The eternal mother of the nation, hers was the single most exalted name in the land.  She was her people’s ruler and goddess, immortal and omnipotent.  For her to personally attend the event was a testament to its importance to the Royal family.  Ciaran could not deny the Queen’s wishes, nor could he question them.  At this point, if he tried to back out of what was viewed as his duty, Ciaran would be considered a traitor to the nation and would be banished or worse.  In a way, he felt as much a prisoner as that human girl down in the dungeon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      I shouldn’t even have been allowed in the presence of the court. Ciaran thought to himself as he stood up and stretched his wings, black as his hair, but the kind of raven black in which you could see nearly any color if the light hit it right. I couldn’t ever have hoped to even be a kitchen boy in the royal household.  If it weren’t for Valkir and the King, I would have been killed like the murderous gutter wretch that I am. Ciaran knew that he owed the King and Diriage Valkir everything he had.  He even owed the sneering, whispering court his gratitude.  He was the bastard son of a prostitute, lower than low, the scum that even the peasants had walked over like a cockroach, and they, as they were quick to remind him, were so graciously allowing him into their presence.  Not into their world, still not worthy of their full respect, but at least he was worth enough for them to look at him when they spoke. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Of course, now it was an entirely different tune.  Every time he went out nowadays, Ciaran was bombarded with nobles, drowned in nobles, nobles swarmed about him like flies to carrion.  Whether it was the overly curious Sir Marrenz barraging Ciaran with questions on “the process” as he called it, or Sir Liren the Warmonger hitting him roughly on the back and laughing boisterously, or the beautiful but notoriously sly Lady Nymphenia fawning over him like a new pet, all the while making subtle, snide comments about his “heritage”, Ciaran didn’t know, but something made him dislike these new, friendlier nobles even more than their old snobbish selves.  They seemed greasier, more treacherous now, like ice in the spring.  Serene on the surface, but if you took one false move, they would sink you in a heartbeat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      He looked at the clock ticking peacefully on the wall. “Scirztch”, he swore roughly to himself in Lirdish, a habit he picked up from his old “master”, a greasy Lirdish immigrant named Varg, and had never quite dropped.  It was already past the 16th hyr.  The ceremony was supposed to start at the 20th.  Why is the day going so quickly?  The sun is probably already setting, the moon getting ready to rise.  Why can’t it just stop? Ciaran thought desperately.  He felt submerged guilt rise up as the seconds ticked placidly away on the clock.  It was eating at him more and more until he was practically driven mad by it.  He paced around his room like a caged tiger.  Yes, it was his duty to serve the Royal Family and his country, but was it right if it meant harming an innocent?  I have to find the King! He thought as he burst out of his room.  He didn’t know what else to do.  He had to talk to the King, tell him about the girl.  To try one last time to get him to call this whole thing off.  To not make him go through with this.  Please. Please make him listen to me. Ciaran prayed to some nondescript god as he rushed through the marble corridors.  There was a tight knot in his stomach, a sickly urgency, as if he knew he wouldn’t make it in time, but he was trying anyways.  He went straight to the King’s chambers, hoping against hope that he would be there.  Truthfully, Ciaran knew that the King was probably off somewhere, chatting up the court ladies or drinking in celebration of the victory he was sure would come.  But he asked the guard at the door anyways.  There was always a guard at the door, whether the King was in there or not, and he was never very friendly.  He looked Ciaran up and down and said curtly,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      “Ee’s not to be disturbed.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      “So he is in there.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      The guard looked down on Ciaran like he was an idiot.  “’Is Highness is resting before tha ceremony tonight.  ’E’s ordered that I allow no one to disturb him.” he said in the thick accent typical of the city of Pertrast.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      “Please.” Ciaran begged, “I must see him immediately.  It’s an urgent matter pertaining to tonight’s ceremonies.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      The guard snorted, “Well, then it’s not ‘Is Highness that you need to see ‘tall.  You’ll wanna be talkin’ to Lady Rubia, she’s tha one coordinatin’ everything.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      “Look.  I’m the one performing the ceremony.  I don’t need to speak to Lady Rubia; I need to talk to the King.  It’s an urgent matter and could concern the safety of all the spectators!  Now please let me through!”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Ciaran knew how to get a person’s attention, even if it was through a lie.  The ceremony would be completely safe for the spectators.  The only ones at risk were Ciaran himself and the girl.  The guard, however, swallowed the lie whole, turning wide -eyed and pale faced.  His wings fluttered nervously as he stepped aside to let Ciaran through.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The King was resting, wine glass in hand, on a huge cushioned divan, smiling contentedly.  He looked up as Ciaran entered, cocked his head briefly in curiosity, and then beckoned him coolly with a pudgy white finger.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      “Come in, come in, Ciaran.” he said cheerfully as Ciaran bowed ceremoniously.  And then, “What brings you around here, Little Gutter Boy?”  He asked warmly, almost like a father.  Ciaran remembered blushing fiercely when the King had first called him that.  Now, it was a term of endearment, rather than an insult, and it almost made Ciaran want to chuckle.  But he was too absorbed in the graveness of his own situation to let the King’s warm, infectious personality get to him.  Despite the war with the rebels, the King hadn’t changed a bit.  He was a sort of enigma to the members of the court.  Outwardly, he appeared to be little more than a cheerful oaf.  He drank and sang and flirted with the young ladies.  He ate like a beast and his voice seemed boisterous enough to lift the entire castle off the ground and levitate it there like a balloon.  But underneath, there was a sharp intelligence, a cold methodic logic, and keen observation.  He could spot treachery a mile away, smell fear on the skin of the guilty.  He was a man to be both respected and feared.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      “Well,” he said, smiling, “Have you brought me good news?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      It was a friendly enough comment, but the way the King said it gave Ciaran chills.  Just a little too cheerful.  It was like he was saying; it had better be good news.  Ciaran wanted to just nod, smile, say everything was running smoothly and then get out of there as fast as he could.  But he was frozen.  All he could think about was the girl.  He had seen her face as they brought her through the portal, limp in the arms of a guard, blood trickling from her head where they struck her.  She was young, not much younger than Ciaran himself, but enough to make him feel like he had stolen a baby from the crib.  Her expression seemed so calm, like she had just fallen asleep in the soldier’s arms.  There was a bruise already forming above her left eye.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Suddenly, it came out in a torrent.  Ciaran hadn’t meant it to, but it just slipped.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      “Please. Please, Your Highness, you must call off the ceremony.  Call off ALL the experiments.  Please, I’m begging you, don’t go through with this!”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Ciaran was leaning forward, arms outstretched, his face a few dangerous inches away from the King.  The King raised an eyebrow and gave Ciaran a look of simple curiosity that was worse than any contemptuous sneer or angry snarl.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      “Why?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Ciaran stood back, feeling nauseas.  The King simply saw no reason for stopping.  There wasn’t a scrap of guilt in his eyes or twinge in his voice.  He couldn’t possibly understand the wrenching shame and guilt that gnawed at Ciaran like a pack of starved dogs.  To him, the girl was nothing, not even a living creature.  Just a tool.  Just a lump of iron that would be forged into a fine sword.  He had made sure that the quality of the iron was good, but didn’t give it a thought beyond that.  After all, the blacksmith was to be praised for the making of a fine sword, not the lump of iron.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Ciaran straightened and calmed himself.  “It’s nothing, Your Highness.” he said flatly, “Merely a passing madness.  Tonight’s ceremonies will carry on as planned.” He bowed low and turned to leave.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      “Wait, Ciaran, come here.” said the King.  It sounded strange.  More of a request than an order.  Ciaran turned around and walked back towards the King.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      “Sit with me.” he said, patting the cushion beside him.  Ciaran obeyed.  The King clicked his fingers and out of the darkness, a servant came, bearing another chalice.  The King poured deep red wine into it and gave it to Ciaran.  He put the cup to his lips and sipped delicately at it.  It was rich, spicy and warm.  He sighed involuntarily as it slipped down his throat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      “Good, isn’t it?” the King asked.  Ciaran nodded wordlessly.  It was good.  Like wrapping yourself in furs on a cold winter day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      “Don’t think that I don’t realize how…”he paused as if searching for a more delicate word than he had in mind, “…personal these experiments are to you.  I know it’s something that you feel regret for discovering.  Something that you wished could have stayed locked away and eventually lost to time.” the King sighed; it was something he had never heard from His Highness before.  It sounded weary, exhausted even, and weak. “But the fact of the matter is that we need it right now.  The rebels are gaining surprising ground and other countries look at us and are thinking that we can’t even keep our own nation under control.  They are seeing us as weakened, as an easy target, if you will.  I fear that if we don’t quiet the uprising now, there will be an attempt at takeover of Altsterra.  We are an old country, and small.  We just don’t have the manpower to take on two enemies at once.  This is why we must stop at nothing to end this war before it begins.  This is why we need the Nightborn.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Ciaran stood, set the chalice on a nearby table, and bowed deeply. “The ceremonies will continue as scheduled.” he said blankly, like it didn’t matter to him one way or the other.  And then he left.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      It was already halfway through the 18th hyr. Ciaran walked to through a maze of grand corridors and tiny service hallways.  He had taken this way at least a hundred times before and could navigate it blindfolded.  Eventually, he came out onto a tiny courtyard.  It was always empty, an old kitchen garden that was abandoned after they rebuilt the kitchens in a new area of the palace.  Scraggly, overgrown herbs had taken over everything and filled the air with a spicy aroma.  Thrushes nested in the nooks and crannies of surrounding walls, their nests green from the dried up herb stalks they used.  There was a cracked stone bench held up by what was once probably a stone lion but now had been washed away to a featureless monster by the rain.  Ciaran sat on it, drawing his knees up to his chest.  He knew what the King had said was true.  As long as the rebel movement continued to exist, the whole country was vulnerable to attack.  And if attacked, Altsterra would probably fall. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      But still something ate at Ciaran, picking at him, making him feel guilty.  Was it the girl?  He hoped she was still asleep, even though she would have to be awake for the ceremony anyway, but at least she could be at peace until then.  It was a childish, selfish wish, Ciaran knew, and he felt a pang of self-hatred for it.  Or was it the rebels?  “Commoners” fighting for a voice in government and the handful of nobles that sided with them.  Personally, Ciaran could side with their plight.  They often had to live with unfair laws because they had no power to protest them.  But Ciaran couldn’t agree with their methods.  They were trying to start a revolution, trying to overthrow the old government, the Royal Family, the Queen and put a new regime in its place.  Like many, he didn’t see any good that could come out of such turmoil and destruction.  But the rebels were Alsterra’s own people, too.  Would Ciaran see them brutally murdered by the weapon he created?  See their families broken, their children orphaned?  He was sure that the rebels wouldn’t stand a chance against the Nightborn.  In addition to being able to control a demon, the demon’s powers would be amplified through the fusing of it and a mortal soul.  The Nightborn would be an unstoppable weapon, an Enabli Maascir, a Tool of Destruction. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Ciaran jerked his head up as he heard footsteps.  Had someone followed him here?  Captain Diriage Valkir emerged from the shadows.  His hulking shoulders barely fit through the tiny doorway and he had to duck his head. Li Higante, the Giant, he was called by many.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      “I thought I might find you here.” he said calmly, brushing the cobwebs from his jacket.  He had a voice like approaching thunder, low and rumbling.  Like most Alsterrans, he was fair skinned, but numerous battles in the hot sun and the fact that he just preferred to be outside had permanently turned his skin a nutty brown.  He was extremely young for a Captain of the Royal Guard, maybe only six or seven years older than Ciaran, who was nineteen, but he had proven himself time and time again in battle. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He was covered in  battle scars, a feature that somehow made him even more popular with the court ladies.  Valkir was the closest thing Ciaran had to a friend, though he acted more like a big brother sometimes.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20390398-2131587880476323692?l=crapometer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/feeds/2131587880476323692/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20390398&amp;postID=2131587880476323692&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/2131587880476323692'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/2131587880476323692'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/index.html#2131587880476323692' title='Pages!'/><author><name>Elektra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14572611303401782446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20390398.post-7744330243990294784</id><published>2009-06-15T13:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-15T13:40:52.076-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Updates</title><content type='html'>In the next few days, I'm going to try to clear out the blog archives, and delete all but the most recent ten posts or so. If you'd like your submission to stay up, please E-mail me to let me know.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We also need some more fodder, so please feel free to send in anything you're polishing up!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20390398-7744330243990294784?l=crapometer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/feeds/7744330243990294784/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20390398&amp;postID=7744330243990294784&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/7744330243990294784'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/7744330243990294784'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/index.html#7744330243990294784' title='Updates'/><author><name>Elektra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14572611303401782446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20390398.post-3042888791699870425</id><published>2009-06-06T04:04:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-06T04:04:53.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Query!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;Dear Crapometer,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="margin: 1ex;"&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;Mye  thinks that she might be crazy when she starts hearing a cynical, man-crazed  voice inside her head.  She’s totally convinced she’s fallen  off the wagon when the voice starts spouting nonsensical drivel about  other Realms of Existence and the beings that inhabit them; wraith-like  monsters called Shades.  Every Elesran knows that magic is nothing  more than myth; something that has fizzled away from the face of the  Viridan hundreds of years ago, if it ever did exist in the first place.   But when Mye finds herself debating the finer points of good and evil  over a handful of olives with a Dark Shade named Melou, she’s forced  to reconsider her views.  Melou has been searching for a Carrier,  a mortal whose body can be used by a Shade as a conduit to convert magical  energy into the Mortal Realm from the Shadow Realm.  He intends  to use this Carrier to do what he does best: terrorize the puny mortals  of the Viridan until every last one of them drops dead.  Mye knows  her luck can’t get any better when Melou tells her she’s just the  Carrier he’s looking for.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;But  thanks to Melou, Mye finds out that she has about as much magical talent  as a piece of driftwood; she is a magical cripple of sorts.  This  fact should have gotten her off the hook from future endeavors into  ‘magical’ territory, but it turns out that the cynical voice she’s  been hearing in her mind is actually a Shade named Toad, the ‘lesser  of two evils’, who has vowed to stop Melou at all costs.  Conveniently  enough, Toad has also managed to blackmail an unwilling Mye into helping  her find the true Carrier before Melou does, thereby saving the Viridan  from complete desolation and destruction.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;Realm  of Shadows is a women’s fantasy novel of just over 100 000 words.   It stands out from other books currently offered in the women’s fantasy  genre because it has a female lead that doesn’t just kick butt ‘for  a girl’, but who kicks butt in general.  It is my first novel.     &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"&gt;Thanks  in advance for considering this novel.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20390398-3042888791699870425?l=crapometer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/feeds/3042888791699870425/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20390398&amp;postID=3042888791699870425&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/3042888791699870425'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/3042888791699870425'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/index.html#3042888791699870425' title='Query!'/><author><name>Elektra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14572611303401782446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20390398.post-2256310637449115578</id><published>2009-05-07T18:14:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-07T18:14:20.163-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Query!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Dear  Agent,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin: 1ex;"&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;They  say love hurts, but at least it doesn’t leave marks.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Love  is the last thing bookish high school senior Evie Cowen wants when she  finds herself thirteen centuries in the past; she needs to find her  way home or else wind up stuck in a time without showers or sneakers.   But she can’t stop thinking about Jude Dulac, the handsome young demon  tracker who rescued her.  Not only is he technically one hundred-thirty  years older than her, because of a special gift he was born with, Jude  cannot even touch Evie without burning her skin.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Since  Jude, already suspicious of strangers, knows she’s hiding something,  he doesn’t trust his new houseguest; especially when she grows closer  to his mother, Colette.  Can Evie overcome his suspicions, and  the alarm that only increases with the disappearance of first one local  serving girl and then another?  Will Jude tell his mother the secret  about Evie’s skin?  And will Evie ever get home?  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;When  a strange girl comes to her window claiming to be an ancestor, Evie  thinks she’s found her purpose, the reason she was pulled out of her  own time.  And eventually she does discover who killed those girls,  discovering a lot about herself in the process.  After a few months  in the nineteenth century, Evie isn’t even sure if she wants to go  home.  But she longs for her mother, for her own time.  Little  things about the past, like eight layers of clothing in New Orleans’  muggy summer, make her miss it desperately.  Though she doesn’t  want to leave Jude, she knows they can never be together.  That  doesn’t make leaving any easier when the time comes.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;The  modern life to which Evie returns is not the same boring one she left.   Not only has she been missing for three months, she’s contracted malaria.   How to explain that to her mother, who is a wreck?  And that’s  just the first few hours.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Whether  Evie wants it or not, the past is about to catch up with her.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Evangeline,  a young adult fantasy novel, is complete at 100,000 words.  A partial  or the full manuscript can be provided at your request.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Thank  you in advance for your time.  I hope to hear from you soon.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Sincerely,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Author&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20390398-2256310637449115578?l=crapometer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/feeds/2256310637449115578/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20390398&amp;postID=2256310637449115578&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/2256310637449115578'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/2256310637449115578'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/index.html#2256310637449115578' title='Query!'/><author><name>Elektra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14572611303401782446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20390398.post-709047199423471468</id><published>2009-03-25T12:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-25T12:59:39.665-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Pages!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Chapter&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin: 1ex; font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Belle  was impatient, and full of anxiety.  As each second ticked by she  felt more and more of herself give up. She was careful, but was she  careful enough? She waited until Malakai was out of sight to venture  out. She made her way to the castle and now found a good spot between  two empty market stalls. The spot lended her view of the main exit from  the castle, but hid her from the castle’s view. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;After  finding the perfect spot it was now a waiting game. She was seen by  plenty of people, all of them perusing the markets for something to  buy, but none of them paid her more attention than a glance in her direction  and then, after a puzzled expression, they went on about their own business.  She cared not about them; her only worry was the men that would be exiting  the castle. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;As  she waited she kept checking to make sure her dagger was still with  her, her hand frequently finding its way back to the weapons grip. She  had stolen the dagger from Malakai; he kept lots of weapon stashed away  at her bar and she of course knew all their locations. What attracted  her to the dagger was its length, longer than most daggers but still  short enough to easily be kept hidden on her person. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;The  waiting was now too much for her and every thought she had tried to  convince her to go home. “This is crazy,” she told herself. “You  would never be able to do such a thing. If you are caught you will be  kil—“&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Just  then the doors to the castle opened. Her mind went silent as she watched  the many noble men leak out. Near the front was Kennath, who seemed  to be rushing. Belle did not think, she just acted. Her legs carried  her out of her hiding spot and toward Kennath. She was terrified of  herself, and of him, but for some reason could not stop herself. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;As  she approached him he turned away from her, toward a different path  through the city. She followed him as inconspicuously as she could manage.  The path he took looked barren, and much too narrow for any market stalls  to be placed there. It was also still visible form the castle. Belle  moved toward the path when a serpian almost bumped her on his way to  it. Her heart felt as though it missed a beat and now was frantically  trying to catch back up.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;“Kennath,”  She heard the serpian call as he slithered up to the brute. Belle ducked  into one of the market stalls and started acting like a customer. She  did not realize that it was a smithy, and it looked odd for a woman  to be perusing the inventory of weapons and armor. But, she stayed,  and as she looked at the weapons she kept Kennath in the corner of her  eye. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;After  a moment of conversation they left each other, the serpian back toward  the castle and kennath back down the narrow alleyway. As soon as Nerus  was out of sight Belle inched toward the alley. She waited at the edge  of the turn and peered out to watch Kennath. Since the alley was empty,  if she followed him in the alley they would be the only two there, and  he would most likely see her following him. So she waited and watched  the path he took. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;The  alleyway came to a fork. Kennath went left, instead of back toward the  markets. As soon as he turned out of sight Belle entered the alley and  quickly made her way to the end. Her heart was racing and she felt herself  breathing harder. As she approached the fork in the alley, she tried  to calm her breathing and remain silent but couldn’t. She peered down  the path at Kennath and saw him conintue on his route. He was almost  a hundred yars ahead of her when she decided to sneak after him. This  was the risky part, if he looked back he might see her, and even though  she crept along the shadows that the buildings provided, it was the  middle of the day, and those shadows would not hide all of her. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;After  carefully following his many turns through the back-alleys, he reached  a deadend. The alley ended at a pile of rubble. Kennath looked all around  when he reached the dead end; now he was deciding to be careful about  being seen. Luckily, Belle had backed off when he reached the dead end  and remained out of his sight. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;She  then realized that Kennath would turn around and come right past her  on his way out of the dead end. This was her chance, coming out he would  either see her against the wall, or he would walk past without noticing  her, either way, she was going to act. She gripped her dagger and felt  her whole body shaking with anticipation. She waited for him, but he  did not come. What was taking so long, he should have come back this  way by now. She dared not peer around the edge down the alley and risk  being seen. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;As  the minutes passed her impatience wore on her, and she could no longer  wait, it was a dead end, no where for Kennath to go but back the way  he came, and yet still h had not come. She decided to risk taking a  look. She slowly began to slide her head around the corner until her  eye could get a view of him. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;He  was gone, the alley was empty. She walked out into the alley and made  her way to the mound of rubble piled against the wall of the dead end.  She could not figure it out, where had he gone? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;She  began to climb atop the rubble and see if perhaps he had taken to the  rooftops. She reached the top of the pile and found she was unable to  leap high enough to get to the top of any of the adjacent roofs. She  had lost him. She felt somewhat relieved. She shook her head, how had  she even made it this far. Her nerves relaxed a bit. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;She  began climbing back down the rocks. As she made her way down she slipped  as a rock moved when she stepped on it and fell to the ground hard on  her back. The fall shot a jolt of pain through her body. She regained  her compusre and looked at the rock she slipped on. It had rolled slightly  left, revealing a dark crevasse. As she took a closer look, she realized  the rock was covering an entrance to a cave.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Belle  struggled to move aside the large boulder but eventually moved it enough  to allow her to slide past. She hesitated, unsure of herself, of her  cause, but ultimately knew she could not not go through with this. Her  hand unconsciously went to her blade again and felt its hilt, reassuring  her of its prescence. She could not stop herself, she wanted vengeance  and she would have it. She entered the cave.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;As  Belle shimmied down the long narrow tunnel she could not stop herself  from shaking. She knew there was no hiding, if Kennath was at the end  of this tunnel he would kill her and she might never be found. But she  pressed on, as if it was not her decision to.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;The  tunnel let her out into a larger, open area. It still held the basic  features of a cave; dark, damp, cool, and rocky, unrefined boundaries.  There were torches that kept the place lit, but still plenty of areas  where light was lost. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;She  began to slowly look around for Kennath. She found only one pathway  out of the area so if he was not here, he must have taken it. Before  taking it she took one final scan of the area and that is when she saw  him, staring right at her.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20390398-709047199423471468?l=crapometer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/feeds/709047199423471468/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20390398&amp;postID=709047199423471468&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/709047199423471468'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/709047199423471468'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/index.html#709047199423471468' title='Pages!'/><author><name>Elektra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14572611303401782446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20390398.post-5229997038895722196</id><published>2009-02-17T14:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-17T14:33:45.736-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Success!</title><content type='html'>Dear Elektra,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just wanted to say thank you to all at the COM for comments on my query which I submitted some time ago.  In the last week I got confirmation of representation of the agent at the top of my list.  That's partly down to you folks, so cheers.  I wouldn't have made it out of the slush pile without you. :-)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;[...]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, more power to the COM.  You guys rock!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#888888;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Mike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20390398-5229997038895722196?l=crapometer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/feeds/5229997038895722196/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20390398&amp;postID=5229997038895722196&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/5229997038895722196'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/5229997038895722196'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/index.html#5229997038895722196' title='Success!'/><author><name>Elektra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14572611303401782446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20390398.post-370724881787084241</id><published>2009-02-16T09:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-16T10:03:47.826-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Discussion!</title><content type='html'>Someone sent me what I thought was a pretty interesting question, so I thought I'd post it and let everyone discuss their opinion on the matter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Elektra:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;I've read that, due to the current economic climate, publishing houses are cutting costs and corners.  As an aspiring writer, I am concerned that the trickle-down affect will reach agents, thus causing them to be even more selective and less inclined to accept submissions.  I have my manuscript prepared and revised, and my query letter has been perfected: Should I proceed?  Would it be smarter to wait until the economy takes a turn for the better and the publishing world feels less choked for cash?  Or should writers go ahead and submit their stuff?  What do you suggest??&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;Thank you!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;My reply:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;I've wondered about this myself. Note that I have no credentials at all; however, I have done a lot of research for a few years on publishing (I hope to work in the industry), and my verdict is: querying can't hurt. Waiting for the economy to turn around could take years, and that's a long time to wait to query. Keep in mind that, even if you query now and don't receive any bites, there's nothing that says you can't query again with a new letter a year or two down the line. Also--and again, this is just my unprofessional opinion--I suspect that a number of people may use the time they have now that they've been laid off to write the book they've always been planning to write, which means that in a year or two, agents may be even more inundated than they are now. But keep in mind that this is just the opinion of an (unpublished) writer, and should by no means be taken as anything more.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;At your service,&lt;br /&gt;Elektra&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;So what are your thoughts?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20390398-370724881787084241?l=crapometer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/feeds/370724881787084241/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20390398&amp;postID=370724881787084241&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/370724881787084241'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/370724881787084241'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/index.html#370724881787084241' title='Discussion!'/><author><name>Elektra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14572611303401782446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20390398.post-2078292829110997584</id><published>2009-02-08T16:54:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-08T16:54:34.543-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Pages!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="hide"&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: thin solid rgb(238, 238, 238); padding: 4px 8px; background: rgb(255, 255, 204) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;i&gt;Chapter 1&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin: 1ex;"&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Sophie  Kavanagh snaked her way through the maze of hallways at the Wiltern  Theatre, nervously fingering the forged backstage pass around her neck.  The “credentials” she wore had been crafted by a friend who once  worked at the Wiltern and had a vague memory of what they should look  like. He had convinced her that no one ever did more than glance at  the pass and that all she had to do was look like she belonged. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;That  part was taken care of – she had no doubt about whether she belonged  there. Her single-minded purpose was to engineer a reunion with her  ex-boyfriend, the lead singer of that evening’s featured band. Sure,  it had been three years since they had last seen each other. And yes,  it had been a high school romance during her year in Ireland as a foreign  exchange student. But the lack of communication over the years had done  nothing to make her think that Gavin McManus wouldn’t be thrilled  to see her again. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Rogue’s  performance that night had showcased their debut album and demonstrated  why they were gathering such a dedicated following among the American  college scene. Not only were they a great live band, but their brand  of soulful rock and themes of social angst, partying, and love lost  were a natural fit for this generation. The fact that the lead singer  was wildly charismatic and the guitar player was drop-dead gorgeous  didn’t hurt either.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;It  was pure luck that Sophie rounded a corner to find a large bouncer in  front of a door marked “Talent.” Though his back was to her, the  bouncer’s hulking shoulders and the flap of skin where his bald head  and neck met was an altogether imposing sight.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;But  she quickly realized that the bouncer was captivated by a gaggle of  girls who were promising to flash their breasts in return for him allowing  them into the band’s dressing room. As they teasingly began a countdown,  Sophie slipped behind him and through the unlocked door.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Sophie  took a moment to take in the activity of the room. It was crowded with  a mix of the roadies and techs that make the nightly show function,  obvious groupies, and the self-consciously hip that make up the Hollywood  scene – most of whom still wore their inanely expensive sunglasses  and rose their voices above the sound system to make sure that they  were heard by as many people as possible. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;At  the sound of a sharp burst of laughter, Sophie instinctively looked  for Gavin as the source of the entertainment. He had always been one  to command the center of attention. But before she could locate him,  she noticed two scantily clad girls dancing provocatively, kissing each  other with an elaborate show of tongue.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;It  wasn’t the girls that interested her, but rather who they were performing  for. Their current audience of one was Conor Quinn, the band’s guitar  player and Gavin’s best friend. He was sitting by himself on a sofa,  clad only in Levis and with a bottle of Heineken in his hand. His short  black hair was askew and a striking contrast with his deep blue eyes.  He had always been the most conventionally handsome of the group and  now that he had grown into his looks, he wouldn’t have been out of  place on a catwalk, modeling the latest fashions.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;As  Sophie took in the sight of him, a flood of memories rushed through  her head and heart. He had been the most overtly sexual of the group,  casually sleeping with girls whenever possible and never tied down.  And so it did not surprise her to now find him in this clichéd rock  star position. She smiled and realized she felt the same affection for  him as ever.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Just  then, he glanced up and locked eyes with her. The recognition was instantaneous.  Conor quickly stood up, his face spreading into a broad smile. He stepped  past the girls without hesitation and their faces fell in disappointment.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“Sophie  Kavanagh, I don’t believe it!” Conor said and surprised her with  a quick kiss on the lips and a long, tight hug. “I adore that you’re  here,” he murmured into her ear as he pulled away.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“I  was so excited when I saw that you guys were in LA,” she replied.  “I had to come, to see…”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“Good  that you did. God, you look &lt;i&gt;gorgeous!&lt;/i&gt;” He eyed her up and down  unabashedly.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Sophie  smiled and actually felt her cheeks burn as she blushed. She had agonized  over what to wear, finally settling on form fitting jeans and a snug  black vest over bare, tanned skin. She saw his eyes linger on the hint  of cleavage beneath the backstage pass she still wore. A quick scan  of the room told her the pass looked nothing like the real thing and  she hastily pulled it off of her neck and slid it into her back pocket.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“Thanks,”  she said, running her hand through her long honey-blond hair. “Oh,  and sorry to break up your little show there.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Conor  laughed and made a dismissive wave of his hand. “So, you saw us play?  What’d you think?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“You  guys were &lt;i&gt;amazing&lt;/i&gt;. Really, you sound great! And the album is &lt;i&gt; so&lt;/i&gt; good.” &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“Thanks.  It’s grand to hear you say so.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;They  fell silent, taking each other in for a moment. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Finally,  Sophie reached out and touched Conor’s hand, breaking the reverie.  He leaned forward expectantly.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“Conor,  I so want to catch up with you, but I need to find Gavin. I have to  just…see.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“Oh.”  He took a step backward and rested his hands on his hips. “Well, listen,  before you run off, just what sort of reunion were you expecting?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;But  Sophie had already tuned him out, having spotted Gavin across the room.  With a half-wave to Conor, she gravitated to Gavin. She felt no trepidation  or doubt, only impatience to reconnect with the man who had possessed  the whole of her heart since they had met four years ago.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Gavin  was seated on another sofa, his attention focused on the platinum blond  girl by his side. Oddly enough, jealously did not occur to Sophie. She  immediately sensed that this girl did not have the kind of connection  she and Gavin had once had, that whatever was between them was purely  superficial.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Gavin,  too, had filled out his frame in the past few years. His wavy brown  hair was pushed away from his face, exposing his expressive blue eyes.  The sensual shape of his mouth was just as she remembered and it brought  to mind all the hours she had spent when they were together watching  his lips as he spoke or sang to her.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“Gavin…”  Sophie held her breath as she waited for him to look up at her.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;After  a prolonged moment, Gavin did look up and the hardness in his eyes let  her know immediately that he had already seen her and chosen to ignore  her.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;A  flash of confusion and regret ran through her entire body before she  decided not to be deterred. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“Hi,”  she said brightly. “I saw the show. You guys were great!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“Thanks,”  he said shortly and put his arm around the blond, who in turn smiled  triumphantly at Sophie.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“It’s  so amazing that you’re here…that you did &lt;i&gt;this&lt;/i&gt;. You got what  you always wanted.”  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“So  it would seem.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Gavin’s  detached response to seeing her again was the exact opposite of what  she had expected.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“Are  you in town long?” she forced herself to ask.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“Few  days, then we’re off to the next city, next show, next girl,” he  said and squeezed the blond. She accommodated him with a high-pitched  giggle.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Sophie  was frozen silent for a moment, her heart aching at his coldness. It  didn’t seem possible that this was the same guy who had spent a year  loving her. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“Well,  good for you,” she finally said, ignoring the taunt of his response.  “Do you want to take my number in case…you get some free time?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“Sure,  Sophie,” he replied mildly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;At least he remembers my name&lt;/i&gt;, she thought. She pulled a pen  out of her Coach bag and jotted her phone number down on a cocktail  napkin, her hand trembling. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Gavin  lazily took the napkin from her without meeting her eyes. “Well, thanks  for stopping by,” he said.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“Are  you &lt;i&gt;kidding&lt;/i&gt; me?” Sophie asked, unable to hide her disbelief.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;The  naked hurt in her voice caused him to sit up and away from the blond.  “What’s that, darlin’?” he asked softly, looking her in the  eyes now.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“&lt;i&gt;This&lt;/i&gt;  is what you’ve become?” &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;He  regarded her for a moment, a half-smile forming on his face. “Have  you come to judge me, is that it?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;But  Sophie lost her nerve, suddenly feeling foolish for imposing on an old  high school boyfriend who had clearly moved on.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“Forget  it. Nevermind, it was my mistake,” she mumbled before turning and  heading for the door.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;She  wasn’t halfway down the hallway when she heard a man call her name.  For the briefest second, she imagined it to be Gavin running after her  with apologies. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Instead,  as would become the case in the years to come, it was Conor who was  by her side. He offered her his own cloth handkerchief for the tears  that were welling in her eyes. In addition to donning a long-sleeve  shirt, he had obviously also witnessed her disastrous encounter with  Gavin.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“Was  I really so wrong to have come?” she asked.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“Things  are just different now, Sophie. I tried to warn you,” he said gently.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“I  feel like such a fool. I just thought that what we had would still mean  something.” She took a breath and blinked back further tears. “I  have to go.” She stood on her toes and kissed Conor on the cheek.  “Thanks for being so sweet to me.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;      &lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;“Sure,”  he replied and watched helplessly as she quickly walked away. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20390398-2078292829110997584?l=crapometer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/feeds/2078292829110997584/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20390398&amp;postID=2078292829110997584&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/2078292829110997584'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/2078292829110997584'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/index.html#2078292829110997584' title='Pages!'/><author><name>Elektra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14572611303401782446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20390398.post-7631334686363136059</id><published>2009-02-05T07:40:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-05T07:40:47.901-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Synopsis!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;FREDERICA  AND THE HEIR TO THE UNDERWORLD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin: 1ex;"&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;FREDERICA (Freddy) used to  think pop quizzes were the worst blight that could trouble her young  life, but the day before her sweet sixteen she’s nearly trampled by  a hottie on a horse- in the middle of a sidewalk in &lt;i&gt;Southern California&lt;/i&gt;. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;The horse’s rider, POLYDEGMON  (Deg), is so handsome it makes her teeth hurt, and with charisma to  spare. Being near him is enough to make excited tingles surge from the  tips of Freddy’s fingers down to the toes of her sneakers, but Deg’s  no ordinary cute boy: he is the eldest son of Hades and Persephone and  Heir to the Greco-Roman Underworld. His sister, KORE, has been kidnapped,  and he’s in SoCal to catch up with her kidnapper: CERNUNNOS, Leader  of the Wild Hunt. Freddy’s sleepy town is the next stop for the Wild  Hunt on their ride of mischief and mayhem, and Deg intends to make Cernunnos  return his sister no matter what.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;The night of the Hunt’s arrival,  Deg infiltrates their camp and looks in every corner for his sister,  even eying the banquet food with gut-twisting apprehension. He finds  no sign of Kore, though. On his way out, the Hunt’s hideous hell dogs  reveal him as an intruder, and the Wild Hunt enthusiastically gives  chase. Deg is wounded and, in desperation, he does what he swore not  to, and runs to Freddy for help. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Freddy sees two impossibly  ugly dogs dragging Deg into the trees around her house. She wants to  run to his rescue, but she isn’t Xena, just a terrified teenager who’s  never had to fight anyone for real before, let alone a pair of freaky  zombie dogs. Freddy mentally shakes herself, bottles up her terror,  and runs to Deg’s rescue, driving the dogs off. She brings him to  the safety of her house, but Deg stops her from calling 911. Freddy  wakes up her dad, COLIN, who’s an EMT, instead to tend Deg’s injuries. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Colin sends Freddy to bed then  confronts Deg. He knows who Deg is, and he wants the Olympian to stay  away from his daughter. He patches Deg up and throws him out. The next  day Colin forbids Freddy from ever seeing Deg again. Freddy wants to  know how her dad knows Deg, and why he’s so sure the guy isn’t up  to any good. Colin and Freddy’s mom agree Freddy wouldn’t understand  if they did tell her, which they can’t. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Which is great, just great. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Freddy is sick of her parents&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt; lying to her, sick of everyone she cares for deciding over and over  again not to answer her questions or tell her the truth. She’s scared  too, though: What could be so awful they would rather lie than tell  her about it? Freddy wants answers, and she knows the place to get them:  Deg. That night she sneaks out to find him. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;On the nighttime streets of  her small town Freddy finds more than she wanted. She’s nearly caught  by two members of the Wild Hunt, a large creature with the face of fox,  and a tiny man who looks like he’s made of sticks. Freddy panics as  shock and revulsion war for dominance. She wishes she’d never gotten  out of bed, never met Deg, and all the time she’s hoping these nightmare  creatures out of hell won’t see her huddled in the brush by the road.  The two huntsmen pass on without finding her and she continues on, more  determined than ever to make Deg tell her what the heck is happening. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Deg catches up to her near  the Wild Hunt’s camp and tries to bodily carry her back home. While  they argue, the Huntsmen surround and capture them. Cernunnos lets Deg  go free to carry a message back to Hades. Freddy the Lord of the Hunt  keeps. Instead of heading straight home to Hades, Deg sidetracks to  Freddy’s house. He and Colin return to the lair of the Wild Hunt to  try and get Freddy back. Colin is captured, and Cernunnos forces Freddy  to trade her life for Deg and Colin’s safety. Cernunnos takes Freddy  back to his home, the Otherworld, while Deg and Colin limp home to lick  their wounds. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;In the Otherworld, Freddy finds  Deg’s stolen sister. Kore, though, likes her captivity just fine,  and, as for her alleged kidnapper, Cernunnos, it’s clear to Freddy  that Kore and Cernunnos are lovers. In her chamber, a rather lovely  apartment for someone who’s supposed to be a prisoner, Cernunnos informs  Freddy that he needs her to marry Hades’ son, and thereby seal a peace  between Cernunnos’ people and the Olympian gods. Freddy, confused,  asks Cernunnos who he really is. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;He tells her, “I am your  father,” then leaves.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;First, Freddy can’t breathe.  Then, she can’t think. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Well, she &lt;i&gt;can&lt;/i&gt; think,  but all of her thoughts are swirling too fast to make sense of them.  She tries to slow the hamster wheel of her mind enough to make coherent  thought possible around the blind panic. The one thing she can’t stop  wondering is: why didn’t anyone ever tell her? Her mom? Her da- Colin?  Before too long it’s time to go meet her future father-in-law: Hades.  Cernunnos threatens to harm Freddy’s parents if she doesn’t behave,  so she puts on her company manners. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Just when Freddy thinks she  can’t wrap her brain around anymore weirdness, though, the crazy keeps  on coming when she sees Deg. &lt;i&gt;Deg&lt;/i&gt; Deg, &lt;i&gt;her &lt;/i&gt; Deg coming to dinner at Cernunnos’ lair just as if the Lord of the  Hunt wasn’t a murdering evil kidnapper nut job. Cernunnos’ big peace  plan to make up to Hades for kidnapping Kore is to play Swap-the-Daughters.  Cernunnos gets to keep Kore, and Freddy has to go off and marry one  of Hades’ sons. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Dinner just gets better from  there when Cernunnos introduces Freddy to his wife, MORRIGAN. Cernunnos  and Morrígan haven’t gotten along since he saved Cúchulainn from  her wrath, and made the hero a member of the Hunt. Morrígan’s not  fond of her husband, true, but she’s even less fond of Freddy, his  “half-blooded, bastard spawn.” After the desert course she tries  to strangle Freddy. Cernunnos decides it’s best to separate his irate  wife and his defenseless daughter. After a ceremony officially betrothing  Freddy to Deg’s brother, CLYMENUS, she’s sent home to the Underworld  with Hades. &lt;i&gt;With Deg&lt;/i&gt;. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;After her arrival Below, Freddy  contemplates escape. If she tries, though, Cernunnos will kill her parents.  All supernatural protection will be denied Freddy. Even Deg’s. Then  Morrígan will find Freddy and torture her beyond her worst imaginings.  The truce will be violated and the pantheons will go to war. If Freddy  tries to wriggle free the whole house of gods goes down. Deg offers  to intervene with Hades on her behalf, but Freddy has come to realize  she’s better off wed than dead, and better off wed than starting a  war that could destroy two pantheons. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Deg pleads Freddy’s case  to his father anyway, but Hades refuses to listen. He threatens to cripple  Deg if he brings it up again. Deg relents, but still simmers with frustrated  outrage and anger. He tells himself the consequences of angering his  father are too great to pursue this, but he can’t make himself forget  the life debt he owes Freddy- or the tender feelings she stirs inside  him.    &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;In the days leading up to her  wedding, Freddy does her best to make her new life in the Land of the  Dead work. Clymenus is handsome, and nice enough, but her feelings for  Deg linger on. The night before the wedding Deg comes to check on her.  No one’s told her what the ceremony will be like, so in a bit of play-acting  he shows her. With the feelings between them, though, the vows become  more real than a mere recital. Deg cares for Freddy, wants so much for  her to be happy: with him, without him. They end up in each other’s  arms; her fingers nestled in his hair, every nerve he has straining  towards her touch. “Does the wedding ceremony end with a kiss?”  she asks. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Not usually.” They kiss.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Clymenus walks in and catches  them. He slaps Freddy and calls her a whore. Deg moves to beat his brother  up, but Freddy comes between them. Unless a miracle happens she still  has to marry Clymenus the next day, and she’d rather not get into  a fistfight the night before her wedding- with her groom. Clymenus says  the wedding’s still on, but he makes Freddy promise to stay away from  Deg.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Cernunnos and Morrígan show  up for the wedding, with Morrígan taking on the duties of Freddy’s  absent mother. The wedding ceremony goes off almost perfectly, and the  newlyweds retire to their bedroom to consummate while the party continues  without them. Clymenus is willing to let bygones be bygones if only  Freddy will sleep with him. Freddy knows she isn’t ready, though,  and she tells him she can’t. Clymenus insists. Freddy says she won’t.  Clymenus slaps her and ties her to the bed with his wedding tunic. Freddy  gets a hand free and disables Clymenus. She’s busy pummeling him to  pulp in anger when Deg comes charging in to rescue her. Freddy, emotionally  drained and frightened, goes to Deg. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;They escape that night. Deg  refuses to leave Freddy in the Underworld to live with his brother.  Morrígan catches them leaving the party, but says nothing, thereby  allowing them to get free. After a trek across the Elysian Fields, a  face-off with Cerberus, and a trip in Charon’s ferry, Freddy finds  herself being driven home in Deg’s ’69 Mustang. When they get to  her house, though, they discover Morrígan came during the night and  tricked Colin into leaving with her to “save” Freddy. Freddy can’t  understand why the Morrígan is so crazy obsessed with her dad until  a chance comment of her mom’s makes Freddy realize her stepdad is  Cúchulainn, and Morrígan has been trying to get her hands on him for  centuries.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Deg, nonplussed at rescuing  Freddy only to have run right back into danger, attempts to dissuade  her. Ultimately, though, he decides to go with Freddy and her mother  to get Colin back. They infiltrate the Otherworld and set a fire as  distraction to cover their escape. Deg seizes this opportunity to multitask  and kidnaps his sister Kore away from the Otherworld. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;With Morrígan, Cernunnos and  their respective minions giving chase, Freddy’s group makes it back  to the real world, but, during a moment of inattention, Freddy’s mother  wrecks the Mustang. Hiking through the night they discover a country  club, large enough to hide in and already empty for the night. Freddy’s  group sneaks in, hoping to hide long enough to figure out some way to  save themselves, but ideas are scarce and the apparent chances are slim.  With Morrígan’s party tearing the country club apart and Cernunnos’  people camped across the golf course, Deg decides to see if he can at  least get Freddy away to safety. He persuades her to run to Cernunnos  and attempt to coax her sire into returning to help them. Freddy sneaks  out and successfully makes contact with Cernunnos who, it turns out,  is only there to get Kore back. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Meanwhile, Morrígan’s minions  attempt to capture Deg and the others. Colin, though, becomes angered  and slips into the famous battle frenzy of Cúchulainn. He gains the  strength of ten men and becomes impervious to all but the most grievous  of wounds. He also loses the ability to tell friend from foe. Just as  Freddy and Cernunnos are about to catch up with them, Colin goes after  Deg and chases him through the country club. As Freddy gives chase to  stop her dad from killing Deg, her mom calls after her that water should  snap Colin out of his battle frenzy. Freddy catches up with her men  just as Colin is choking the life out of Deg in the club’s gym. Without  pausing for thought, Freddy barrels in to Colin and knocks all of them  through the window and into the pool below. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;The water succeeds in curing  Colin’s battle frenzy, but only just as Morrígan catches up with  them. Morrígan attempts to reclaim Colin, and Cernunnos refuses to  interfere. When Morrígan gets too close, Colin rears up and chokes  her. Morrígan attempts to stab him. Freddy, Deg and even Kore jump  in to help. In the ensuing chaos, Kore ends up knifing Morrígan in  the back. Then they both topple together into the pool. The temperature  in the room drops with such speed it feels like a slap. A sudden, strange  storm, whips up the pool water into a swirling vortex. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Just when Freddy and Deg are  about to dive in after Kore, she emerges. Her hair has gone white, and  as she climbs out of the pool, all of Morrígan’s people, including  her two sisters, bow and swear allegiance to Kore. Even Cernunnos, “All  honor to you, my love, my consort. My queen.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Kore, Cernunnos’ new queen,  releases Colin from his ties to the Wild Hunt. Deg goes to his sister,  but there’s not much they can say to one another. Kore, as the new  queen, has other obligations, and now she cannot return home to the  Underworld, even if she wished it. The siblings part with a poignant  goodbye. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Before he leaves, Cernunnos  tells Freddy that, despite what she may think, everything he has done  was with her best interests at heart. He loves her very much, and if  she should ever need anything, she has only to call his name and he  will come to her aide. Freddy thanks him very nicely then hustles him  out. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Later, after the dust has settled,  Freddy and Deg discuss their relationship. Deg tells her, “Frederica,  I have crossed the rivers of the Underworld, battled the three-headed  hound of Hades, bribed the ferryman of the Underworld, faced off against  a war goddess and her entire unwholesome host, wrestled the mighty Cúchulainn  to see you safe and happy. You have come to mean very much to me.”  And then he apologizes for forgetting her birthday present. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;“Deg, you and me together,  that’s present enough for anybody.” They kiss and ride off into  the sunset together on his horse for their second date. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20390398-7631334686363136059?l=crapometer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/feeds/7631334686363136059/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20390398&amp;postID=7631334686363136059&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/7631334686363136059'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/7631334686363136059'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/index.html#7631334686363136059' title='Synopsis!'/><author><name>Elektra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14572611303401782446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20390398.post-8178696108366979139</id><published>2009-01-27T07:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-27T07:26:17.337-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Query</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="margin: 1ex;"&gt;      &lt;div&gt;    &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Dear [AGENT’S NAME]:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;When sixteen year old Cora  overhears the leaders of her religious sect talking about a very unusual  Gift, she decides to steal it.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Cora considers herself a collector,  but so far her collection is limited to the shoes, wigs, and other odds  and ends she took from those who offended her over the years. The mysterious  Gift would be the pinnacle of her collection. It would also be her revenge.  She hates religious life and those who drew her into it. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;To Cora’s surprise, Melantha,  the most important woman in Cora’s sect, not only discovers her plans  but asks Cora to make a promise. If the worst happens, Melantha wants  Cora to take the Gift and, more importantly, to safeguard it with her  life. Astonished to realize that Melantha doesn’t hate her – and  might even respect her – Cora agrees. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;As Melantha had feared, a cruel  betrayal allows their empire’s ancient enemy to invade – and not  only to take slaves and seek vengeance. Their enemy is now in league  with a tyrant known as the Imperator. A collector himself, the Imperator  wants two new treasures: Cora’s best friend, Lena, and the Gift. Cora  fights to save both Lena and the Gift from the invaders, but she cannot:  although she escapes with the Gift, the Imperator’s allies kidnap  Lena. Cora swears to rescue her best friend and protect the Gift, even  if that means binding her own life to the Gift – and to the eerie,  fragile goddess that rules it. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;THE GATES OF HORN AND IVORY  is a 90,000-word young adult epic fantasy novel. It is the first book  of a trilogy. The next two books are currently in outline form. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;I was attracted to your agency  because of your representation of [AUTHORS’ NAMES], two of my favorite  authors. [AUTHOR’S SERIES] in particular embodies the epic storyline  but three-dimensional characters that I have tried to create in my own  writing. I appreciate your consideration.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"&gt;Sincerely yours,&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20390398-8178696108366979139?l=crapometer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/feeds/8178696108366979139/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20390398&amp;postID=8178696108366979139&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/8178696108366979139'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/8178696108366979139'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/index.html#8178696108366979139' title='Query'/><author><name>Elektra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14572611303401782446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20390398.post-6776810682976558441</id><published>2009-01-08T09:14:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-08T09:14:57.676-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Query!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="margin: 1ex;"&gt;      &lt;div&gt;    &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Lucida Grande;font-size:130%;"&gt;I am seeking representation for   Time After Time, a recently completed 100,200-word paranormal romance  novel set in 1898 England.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Lucida Grande;font-size:130%;"&gt;Simon Grenville is a Victorian  gentleman: educated, refined, and elegant, with an interest in the occult.  Until very recently, he shared this interest with his closest friend,  Alex Reynell. Now Reynell has taken a darker path, but Simon doesn't  know how dark it is until he meets a mysterious woman and hears a frightening  tale of things to come.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Lucida Grande;font-size:130%;"&gt;Joan is a hardened warrior, raised  and trained in a shattered world two hundred years in the future. She's  spent her whole life fighting a losing war against unspeakable horrors:  horrors someone let into the world with a book Reynell writes. In a  last, desperate act, she's come back through time to destroy the book  and deal with its author.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Lucida Grande;font-size:130%;"&gt;To reach Reynell, Joan will have  to become part of his world. Simon can get her there: he can teach her  how to speak, how to act, and how to be the kind of woman that Reynell  will find alluring.  As the lessons progress, though, Simon finds  that Joan is as enticing as she is alien—and she's more drawn to him  with every day that passes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Lucida Grande;font-size:130%;"&gt;As they fight to save the future  of the world, they discover that their future may lie with each other.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Lucida Grande;font-size:130%;"&gt;Short stories of mine have appeared  in Dawnsky, Allegory Magazine, and Spacesuits and Sixguns. I have a  B.A. in English literature and currently live in [CITY], where I work  as an assistant editor for [TECH PUBLISHING GROUP].&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Lucida Grande;font-size:130%;"&gt;I would be glad to send additional  material or answer any questions.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Lucida Grande;font-size:130%;"&gt;Thank you for your time and consideration.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Lucida Grande;font-size:130%;"&gt;Sincerely,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20390398-6776810682976558441?l=crapometer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/feeds/6776810682976558441/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20390398&amp;postID=6776810682976558441&amp;isPopup=true' title='16 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/6776810682976558441'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20390398/posts/default/6776810682976558441'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crapometer.blogspot.com/index.html#6776810682976558441' title='Query!'/><author><name>Elektra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14572611303401782446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>16</thr:total></entry></feed>
